Zweez ᵀᴴᴱ Rafiki

""You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" - Wayne Gretzky" - Michael Scott

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Zhang hugged @joerogan before getting the belt from @danawhite and that’s where I want my priories to be at

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The worst part about staycations is they’re never all inclusives

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Someone at work plays Bohemian Rhapsody on repeat. Every. Single. Day.

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Shoutout to people who call it “smoking up” when we all know it’s called “getting fkn blazed bruh”

[Mick @mickjenkins]

Midnight!

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@Wiweth @MeganAnneMusic @K47Z_

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@Wiweth @MeganAnneMusic @K47Z_ Whoa

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@Wiweth

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My office put a menorah on the reception desk for all the of Jewish people in our office but I almost didn’t see it next to the 25ft Christmas tree in the main lobby

[Zweez ᵀᴴᴱ Rafiki @ibeenzweez]

I think the real estate market should have Black Friday sales

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@Wiweth

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My office always has free coffee on deck but one woman brings her own personal French press #NextLevel

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@V_isthename I’d be lying if I said I didn’t want to use it though

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@Wiweth I see a wizard mooning whilst lying down

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Blazers announce Melo will wear No. 00 with Portland 🔥 https://t.co/08SkqtLLZk

[Mick @mickjenkins]

“carefree”

[Zweez ᵀᴴᴱ Rafiki @ibeenzweez]

Bench, maybe. Curls, if you have to. But dumbbell lunges at the squat rack? Are we savages?

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The federal debate reminds me of that video of those kids arguing about whether it’s raining or sprinkling #FederalElection #Debatenight

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Watched a woman apply lipgloss mid-set on the hip abduction machine and if that isn’t the most Monster Gym thing I don’t know what is