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love gnar and shred the people

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@danaroach @TheNerdySteve Completely agree. Giving you so many options should require a larger cost.

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@draftsim O let's do it!

[Draftsim @draftsim]

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@aboutdomtime @tiddywtf @jasminericegirl Thirsty. Drink some soup

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@HumidNature @JoycelynCC_ @myobnsob @FoxNews Damn you must be pretty fucking thirsty by now, huh?

[Bones🇺🇸🇵🇹🇫🇷 @Boness305]

Just bitched Lebron

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Someone on Quora asked “Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?” Nate White, an articulate and witty writer from England wrote the following response:
A few things spring to mind. 1/15

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@KidCudi That's sick! Let me know if you ever get interested creating architecture for the less fortunate. The combination of a high profile person with good intentions and an architect who actually gives a fuck is more of what this world needs. Peace.

[Jim Moir @JamesMoir10]

All Hail the Great Tit.

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@timbsy83 @j3wls @Charalanahzard Lol says you're being controlled while trying to control what you wear. Come on dude, you're gonna have to try a little harder than that.

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@NickAdamsinUSA Fake tears from the guy who proudly claims he's the favorite author of a man who's been proven to not read.

[Dr Sally Le Page @sallylepage]

👏 If you require people to have photo ID to vote but don't provide free photo ID, you are requiring people to pay to vote 👏

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@Sethrogen @KingsAreCrowned 🎵Set by set, day by day
Ashing' this joint in my new ashtray...🎵

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@SaraGonzalesTX Y'all must've had a good time yesterday during the inauguration, huh?

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@Americaproud6 @ChesterDropOut @RSBNetwork Lol ok, whatever you say bud. I must have really gotten under your skin to get two responses 😂. Have a garbage day, dolt!

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@pratts_jason @awesome_idiot71 @Mario_4411 @DonaldJTrumpJr Huh, guess that shows he's been a piece of shit for that long. Nice try

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@DianeCapozzi @awesome_idiot71 @Mario_4411 @DonaldJTrumpJr So when he read gay people's names who had recently died over music while cracking jokes, what was that? Never mentioned anything about how AIDS is transmitted or the big lie. Fuck you for washing over that while claiming I'm the one who distorts the truth you hypocritical bitch

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@Americaproud6 @ChesterDropOut @RSBNetwork Shit, I just looked at your profile and noticed it was created this month which is a mistake on my part. Why don't you fuck off all the way off and create another fake account to make yourself feel better you pathetic, unpatriotic knuckle dragger.

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@Americaproud6 @ChesterDropOut @RSBNetwork Like when he celebrated RBG's death a day later??? So compassionate...