Issy Allison

Average social etiquette.

[Em Humble @em_humble]

Every “Northern” character in a musical.

[Issy Allison @I_am_Issy]

Seems like I've not had much to say since 2018...

Hello T. I'm back from another accidental break.

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@BootstrapCook Where's your girlfriend for a cuddle? Thinking of you x

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@nutellanate Can we drunkenly evaluate Misery and hobble ourselves with a dire assortment of Spar wine, soon plz?

[Kath 💙🙀🇪🇺✊🏾 @KathyBurke]

Morning, kids. Our documentary, All Woman starts tonight C4, 10pm. I asked artist @ben_cameron to make these lovely, exclusive pin-badges for all contributors and there's a couple left. RT if you want one & I'll pick two winners later. Whoop! ♥️📺♥️🎨

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Ola.

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This man stole my phone @DaftLimmy

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@DaftLimmy Toast is the best Hun. Seeded. Buttered and brushed in shredless marmalade. Hoyeah

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No and no and no. https://t.co/oIHHreTjMy

[Ruby Wax OBE @Rubywax]

How is 2018 treating you so far? And how are you treating yourself this year? How have you been practising self compassion and mindfulness?

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Shady babies

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@versumDisco Shapeshifter

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Throwback 3.5 years! Still love beer. Fewer braincells. https://t.co/utfsxYJu2J

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First pint as a post-grad!

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@nutellanate It's an orchestra of Angelas, and they're playing with my heart (must be talking to a Lansbury)

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My kitchen NEVER looks that clean. Must be my house in a Bo-less, childless dimension.

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Ola Twitter. Long time, no twat. Here's me in my kitchen a la Daisy.

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@nutellanate There must be an Angela playing with my heart

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GOD I am so elusive on Twitter. I should be like this on real life. And on FB. #Ubiquitous #NotHerAgain Plz go away.

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I've been on the verge of tears since discovering that my child needs glasses. God help all of us if she ever needs an organ replacing.

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Haven't used the oven for ages and now its fucked, I really wanna put something in it.