iPhone: I'm gonna update your software tonight while you sleep.
iPhone in the morning: I couldn't do it, bro. Just didn't feel right. The vibe was off.
Bandits upload video shouting Allahu Akbar
TL: Islam is so bad, that religion shouldn't exist.
Imam quotes Quranic verses to address banditry
TL: This imam is just different. This doesn't represent islam generally.
Oya na ๐
3 Fridays back, the people of Oriire community were kidnapped. Children and teachers alike.
3 weeks later, they are still in captivity ๐๐๐
What is going on? ๐๐๐
What is the government doing??๐๐
How long more are they going to suffer in the forest? ๐๐๐