Claire

my main goal is to blow up then act like i don't know nobody

[Claire @i_deCLAIREwar]

@AdamSandler 🖤

[Claire @i_deCLAIREwar]

Christopher is ready for @Lj_era8

[Claire @i_deCLAIREwar]

Me pre pregnancy: I have good self control. I don’t ever eat sweets.

Me during pregnancy: if I don’t have ice cream after dinner this will literally be the worst day of my life.

[Claire @i_deCLAIREwar]

I don’t care what anyone says, King of Queens is the funniest show I’ve ever watched

[trash jones @jzux]

the american healthcare system is actually perfect if you’re a healthy person with no teeth or eyes

[Claire @i_deCLAIREwar]

@littlesharkk Proud of you ❤️

[Claire @i_deCLAIREwar]

Everytime I come to Costco to get gas, I truly feel like I’m on punked. Ain’t no way I ALWAYS get stuck behind someone who truly has never pumped gas a day in their life

[Claire @i_deCLAIREwar]

Wearing my @theestallion “bad bitches” shirt and this man comes up and asks me “does your shirt represent who you are?” Absolutely, and had to tell him all about thee stallion

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

one cold dr pepper has done more for me than a decade worth of antidepressants

[Claire @i_deCLAIREwar]

I know I’m getting old since I just be raw dogging waking up at 6am. No alarm or nothin🥹

[Claire @i_deCLAIREwar]

@kuhayeluh “Hello, I won’t be in today. I will see you tomorrow. Thank you” remember work isn’t your life boo

[Claire @i_deCLAIREwar]

for the love of GOD please stop raining

[Claire @i_deCLAIREwar]

The @highnoonsunsips pool party pack has the best seltzer flavors on the market. You can’t convince me otherwise ❤️

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

oh your boyfriend’s a doctor? well my boyfriend is now the coach of an imaginary football team for the next 4 months

[Claire @i_deCLAIREwar]

If our employers want us back on the office full time, they need to provide better toilet paper 🫶

[Claire @i_deCLAIREwar]

I would do dirty, nasty things to @tomsegura circa 2014

[Claire @i_deCLAIREwar]

Love u say it back ⌛️ #studentloanforgiveness

[Claire @i_deCLAIREwar]

Honest to god my favorite thing to do now a days is be mean to men. Straight up. They all deserve this