Eileen Mary O’Connell

Beanie Baby mogul // Jokes 👀 at @chicagotribune @bbcnews @washingtonpost @marieclaire @buzzfeed &more! // Sr. Social Media Manager for a Fortune 500

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Thinking about the time that I said that I was distantly related to Marie Curie and a guy explained “It’s pronounced Mariah Carey”

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Only 29 more Halloweens until I can hand out pennies

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Only 37 more Halloweens until I can hand out pennies.

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Only 30 more Halloweens until I can hand out pennies.

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Calling Superman an immigrant would be like calling Batman an orphan

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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: You can now watch free Monty Python on @PlutoTV 🫨

(I heard their Senior Social Media Manager has the most striking blue eyes?)

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If you're a member of The Ministry of Silly Walks, raise your foot! 🦶

Stream Monty Python's Flying Circus for free all month long, exclusively on Pluto TV!

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Just some Couch Potatoes hitting the streets of Hollywood to unite their fellow Couch Potatoes. #PotatoPride

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In honor of Nobel Prize Week, please enjoy my favorite tweet of all time

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@alexakuenstler Still the highlight of my LIFE. Thanks for sharing!!!

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Garth Brooks.
*HUNGER GAMES CANNON*

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Oops! I accidentally forgot to not clench my jaw for the past 35 years.

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MODERATOR: you’ve said Trump could be America’s Hitler

JD VANCE: I now see that I was wrong about his painting skills

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It’s not lost on me that I’ve only ever had a 401K in Biden/Harris’ America. #VPDebate2024

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Maybe the reason the White Sox have been so bad is because the Monstars stole their talent?

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JK Rowling now has the entire personality of a Last Of Us 2 subreddit.

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Theater majors 🤝Art majors 🤝 History majors 🤝 People who watched Fantasia

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The Paris Olympics wasn’t reinacting the Last Supper. It was reinacting the Festival of Dionysus, which PREDATES Christianity. I know this from my education AT a Christian university soooooo NO EXCUSES.

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I won a bet.

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If JD Vance wants to track my menstrual cycle so badly then why doesn’t he do my laundry?!

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Kamala made Kavanaugh cry and I for one am looking forward to what the sequel has in store

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(steering the conversation back to dogs since 1989)

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