Kyle Who Says Ni

Every day I get the distinct impression that my talents in sarcasm & writing are utterly wasted. Go away. :)

[Kyle Who Says Ni @I_Phlogiston]

Can anyone throw in some help? Much good karma! https://t.co/3Y3hdQC2Xs

[Kyle Who Says Ni @I_Phlogiston]

No matter how you slice it, Sprite lime is the best. Make your voice heard at http://t.co/8nXm29DIMu #SpriteLime

[Kyle Who Says Ni @I_Phlogiston]

I was so much happier when I quit social media. I think I may quit again. The human species is too stupid to live.

[Kyle Who Says Ni @I_Phlogiston]

Reporting people for simply disagreeing with you is idiotic. It's a sign of this "spoiled brat" culture we live in today.

[Kyle Who Says Ni @I_Phlogiston]

I hate idiots.

[Kyle Who Says Ni @I_Phlogiston]

I'm pretty sure that for the Affirmative Action crowd there wouldn't be enough minorities anywhere, even if they were the last on earth.

[Kyle Who Says Ni @I_Phlogiston]

Nothing fails like prayer.

[Kyle Who Says Ni @I_Phlogiston]

@prhodes2u Oh, get over it.

[Kyle Who Says Ni @I_Phlogiston]

Outlaw guns and motorcycles.

[Kyle Who Says Ni @I_Phlogiston]

@aplusk One word: 'Murrica.

[ashton kutcher @aplusk]

creative?

[Kyle Who Says Ni @I_Phlogiston]

@kcnews Wish I could've been there. Bit of a bus geek. Can't wait for tomorrow! F Line might be my route to a job one day.

[King County, Washington @KingCountyWA]

King County launches new RapidRide F Line, connecting #Burien and #Tukwila. Service starts on Saturday!

[Corina Lynn Becker @CorinaBecker]

"So number one, Reading Rainbow was not cancelled because it was not effective. Reading Rainbow was the..." http://t.co/ti68nCd9mp

[Kyle Who Says Ni @I_Phlogiston]

Glad that Meis didn't stop, drop and start praying like other useless Christians. Do something right. #SPUshooting

[Kyle Who Says Ni @I_Phlogiston]

#prayforSPU means "do nothing and think you are still helping." Get off your knees and do something worthwhile. Jesus would slap you.

[Kyle Who Says Ni @I_Phlogiston]

Headlines you will never see: Man saves lives because he's an #atheist. Headlines you always see: Christian man saves lives. #nogods

[Kyle Who Says Ni @I_Phlogiston]

So the "hero" of #spushooting lauded because he's Christian. No fucking DUH; it's a Christian university! Do the right thing without gods.

[Kyle Who Says Ni @I_Phlogiston]

Still not sure how someone can look at the news headlines & go on thinking there's some sort of intelligent order in the universe. #atheism