Oliver Tahmasiyan

[Oliver Tahmasiyan @I_Study_Wumbo]

@DangShivum Resto Sham Fam

[Oliver Tahmasiyan @I_Study_Wumbo]

@Kompanymusic Some friends and I just started this last month. Found a guild of people who started late. It's certainly not too late, assuming you're horde.

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@TheDailyShow should hire Comey for something. Dude has a humurous bite that comes from a perspective he gets from his late job.

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@WorIdStarLaugh words to live by

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High Schoolers Discuss Housing Rights sounds like a bad punk band but is actually the way I'm spending my weekend.

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But those high school debaters told me if trump wins it's nuclear war.

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"Kansas and Missouri" sounds too much like "Cancer and Misery"

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@KLorey18 oh shit that happened. Dude that shit would taste great right now, how long has it been marinating?

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Kansas: Come for the safe bathrooms, stay for the beautiful weather!

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@alainawalberg Raven Debate Alumni assemble, we have a crisis.

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@JackDDelehanty can't trust a man wearing a sweater supporting the zodiac killer.

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The side of a south Missouri highway looks like the remnants of a genocide of armadillos.

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@I_Study_Wumbo all this, and we still think we have a chance at fighting any war over there. We've already lost. To flex is their ontology.

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@I_Study_Wumbo they can also make islands on a whim, own the tallest building globally, and an under water hotel. #doyouevenliftamerica?

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They whip donuts in tanks, drive trucks of solid gold on their side while street-surfing in sandals, and jetpacks. Middle east flex's hard.

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"Do you remember the dream when you crucified my weiner dog?" Airports are great.

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PSA: Olive Garden brradsticks are just a creation of the CIA and are infused with drugs for mass public testing. How else do you explain it?

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@JackDDelehanty or some serious faith in the Panopticon

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Just saw a company called Big Brother Surveillance. We have officially lost satire.

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@KLorey18 @WyattMcCall1 @KhaymanShort I'm a philosophy major that focuses on continentalism. If my life ever had meaning its here and now.