𝐏𝐀𝐍. / parody

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀                ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀                                            ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐄𝐏.   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀         ( parody ) ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀                ⠀⠀⠀

[𝐏𝐀𝐍. / parody @Iabyrinthum]

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐃 𝐎𝐅 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄.
also known as faunus.

greek && roman god.
owner of the labyrinth.
sometimes a faun
sometimes a man
olympus' favorite.

piloted by ᴋᴀᴛᴀʀɴ.

[𝐏𝐀𝐍. / parody @Iabyrinthum]

Leaves assorted raisin bagels for @0fTheDead as a birthday treat.

[𝐏𝐀𝐍. / parody @Iabyrinthum]

you gave everyone else a bagel

[𝑯𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒔 @0fTheDead]

fuck bagels.

[𝐏𝐀𝐍. / parody @Iabyrinthum]

hey @0fTheDead where's my bagel

[𝐏𝐀𝐍. / parody @Iabyrinthum]

Oh so NOW he has bagels.

[𝐏𝐀𝐍. / parody @Iabyrinthum]

never got a fuckin bagel

[𝑯𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒔 @0fTheDead]

hades and the bagel issues

[𝑒𝑛𝑦𝑜 . * @saevisdeus]

ew

[𝐏𝐀𝐍. / parody @Iabyrinthum]

COME INTO MY ARMS LET ME HUG

[𝑒𝑛𝑦𝑜 . * @saevisdeus]

S MEEEEEE

[𝐏𝐀𝐍. / parody @Iabyrinthum]

ENYOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[𝑒𝑛𝑦𝑜 . * @saevisdeus]

PAAAAN ! !

[𝐏𝐀𝐍. / parody @Iabyrinthum]

eating the recycling, nothing better to do.

[𝐏𝐀𝐍. / parody @Iabyrinthum]

patting his back─

[𝓣𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒂𝒕𝒐𝒔。 @VEREORMETUS]

⠀
cOUGHING —
⠀

[𝐏𝐀𝐍. / parody @Iabyrinthum]

appears.

[𝓣𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒂𝒕𝒐𝒔。 @VEREORMETUS]

⠀
chokes on a donut .
⠀

[𝐏𝐀𝐍. / parody @Iabyrinthum]

waking up was a mistake

[𝐏𝐀𝐍. / parody @Iabyrinthum]

I just wanted a bagel

and I got pyrotechnics instead.

[𝐏𝐀𝐍. / parody @Iabyrinthum]

ᵢₘ ₛₒᵣᵣᵧ ₚₐₚₐ

[𝑯𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒔 @0fTheDead]

walk away.

[𝐏𝐀𝐍. / parody @Iabyrinthum]

... bucket?

[𝑯𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒔 @0fTheDead]

IF YOU EVEN TOUCH THAT HOSE

[𝐏𝐀𝐍. / parody @Iabyrinthum]

I won't lick you again I promise.

I'll get the hose.

[𝑯𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒔 @0fTheDead]

if a drop of water touches me that isn't even from a hose or from you directly.

i will kiII you.

[𝐏𝐀𝐍. / parody @Iabyrinthum]

. . .

do you want me to get the hose?

[𝑯𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒔 @0fTheDead]

. . . . leave me be.

[𝐏𝐀𝐍. / parody @Iabyrinthum]

getting punched does hurt, yeah.

[𝐏𝐀𝐍. / parody @Iabyrinthum]

.. auh.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀       gently blows on the flames

[𝑯𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒔 @0fTheDead]

I NEVER HAD THE BAGELS IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU COAT RACK MOTHERFUC—

( spontaneously combusts )