Adarsh Kaul

Drunk Mind and Sober

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Kasam Bajrang Dal ki, ek din mai bhi ladki ghumaunga.

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2001: Ugly
2005: Ugly
2010: Ugly
2011: Ugly
2012: Ugly
2013: Ugly
2014: Fugly

Fuck you Bollywood 😂

#StoryOfMyLife

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@g_shnkar hatt

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If you order a pizza for me, I might fall in love with you.

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Mujhko koi girl hug karlo please 😂 #foreveralone

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I wake up in the morning and I got hit by a truck.
I wonder how the actors in the movie looks so fresh.

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Relationship Status: Girls ki Tweets RT karta rahta hu ye soch ke ki shayad koi pat jaye 😂😂😂

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Emojis speaks louder than words.

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@_S_T_F_ 😞

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My girlfriend is never get mad at me, coz I don't have one.

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If money can't buy happiness, explain pizza.

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Its never too late to wake up, but I always wake up its too late.

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Its never too late to learn, but sometimes when I learn, it's always because I've exams.

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Dear Priyanka Gandhi,
If Rahul is visionary, I am Bill Gates.

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Bhadva Ramdev..
Ohh wait Baba Ramdav..

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Me: Babaji ka Thullu
Mom: *Slaps*

Kapil: Babaji ka Thullu
Mom: *Claps*

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@KapilLaughs it's ur tweet na @soni_poni

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I wish I could generate income with my ugliness.

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I wish I was Rich and Cute but instead of Gareeb and Ugly.

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Mom: Kya hua Beta?
Me: I'll tell you, Kisiko mat batana
'Ok and I told her'
Later *Mom tells Dad* *Relatives* *Neighbours* *India TV* *PM*