Corinne

elon u, she/her

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honestly God did me so dirty making me an angry crier

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@slevy1100 This is funny

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this job posting on playbill is objectively so ridiculous i cannot stop laughing

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if the draft was a mutual selection process run by sorority women it would be over and done in twenty minutes

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@slevy1100 Really nice Sophie

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Emily in Paris would be half okay if they consulted (1) sorority PR chair

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just found out patti lupone is not Jewish ?????????? Taking this time to grieve

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@slevy1100 Or is that cultural appropriation

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@slevy1100 Yes can we do that one year and do a whole bagel thing

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girls don’t want diamonds girls want a $400 countertop composter

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@slevy1100 And one of my aunts had this happen with shellfish at 33

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@slevy1100 Two of my cousins had this happen at like age 27 and 30

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@MiaJackowitz Interesting That is lower than what @slevy1100 and I determined

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what’s the minimal amount of people needed for the horah

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Me googling different weather websites until I get my desired forecast

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wanting a Chanukah bush is grounds for divorce

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Day is just time passing until you can eat your leftover asian take out

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10 min ATW coming on shuffle is literally a crime I am not given the proper time to emotionally prepare