Neeraj Nagaraj

Delusional enough to think I'm funny.

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[Neeraj Nagaraj @IaintQuaint]

Communists on Tinder be like
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[Neeraj Nagaraj @IaintQuaint]

Every old person knows what it is like to be young, but not a single young person knows what it’s like to be old!

#Thepitt

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Depression is an inability to construct a future!

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��Embarrassment is an under explored emotion go out there and make a fool of yourself “

- Subway takes

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What do you say when you accidentally bang a dude?

MannichidinGAY, anna!

#tamil
#puntastic

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My roommate went on a date with an obese woman and the date went really bad, she was over her head and narcissistic.

So he booked her an uber XXL to send her home out of courtesy!

#fatjoke

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A dyslexic colleagues joined my team and started a chat

Hi …

#facepalm

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Godddamit the office banned iddlies

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@KSRTC_Journeys why did you guys stop giving out blankets, there were 40 blankets on the first chair and i took one as usual, the conductor came over and took it away from me! saying we don’t give out blankets anymore.

I’ll give you the bus details in DM.

#ksrtc #airavat

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#GooFriday #GoatLife

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So we were at an event and one of the attendees (a lady) was wearing the same colour outfit as the logo of the event

Me to my friend: i think she’s the official mascot

Him to her: excuse me, are you the official escort of the event

🤦🤦

[Neeraj Nagaraj @IaintQuaint]

I like big butts

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Me to dad : we need to get a pet
Dad : we already have a pet at home!
Me : ??

Dad : no thanne. “അധികPet”

#chali

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Or do i have dyslexia?

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From recent incidents happening in Bangalore regarding name change thingy, im suspecting its the flex/ name board lobby behind this. 📈

#joke #ತಮಾಷೆ

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@cctvidiots Well dam sweetie, i can't control the weather

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After the office birthday party, i was drinking a cocacola and left it on the table.
A female colleague of mine said loudly infront of 10 people
" Neeraj don't leave your "COKE" here and there"

Everyone bursted out in laughter

I said " sure ill keep it inside" with a grin.

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Manu : eda nammak chef pillayil poovam avide entho oru dish ille fish nirVanam athu kazhikam...

Me : .....

#facepalm

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@circularsamosa https://t.co/udEtI1XB8C

This is my version of it

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* my friend who's a malayalee brought up in delhi *

Me :
*flimsy me trying to chop vegetables*
eda ehy khatti kollavo?

Him :
Ariyanna ? Grand hey !

( Now read his reply quickly )

#chali

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@i_vanshiika @RoastHimJim

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@Dannyjokes 1 would be a great skill - just like how the other sex gets away with stuff