Alexa M

Baker with delusions of grandeur. Neurodivergent. Politically opinionated. Perpetually exhausted. She/her.

[Alexa M @iAlexandra27]

Jsyk, tweets between music notes should be read in the Jean Ralphio voice

[Dr Francis Young @DrFrancisYoung]

BREAKING: Galleries are refusing to display this image of Henry VIII with Jane Seymour and Edward VI over fears it may have been manipulated

[Alexa M @iAlexandra27]

This is of course in addition to my shock over Lily Gladstone not winning.

[Alexa M @iAlexandra27]

I think the thing that’s pissing me off the most isn’t that Barbie didn’t win many Oscars. It’s that the Oscars seemed more than happy to use Barbie’s energy, popularity, and cultural influence for its own purposes while snubbing them at nearly every turn.

[Alexa M @iAlexandra27]

@DrJenGunter I loved that book and it made me sob like a baby. I’ve wanted to reread it ever since but I can’t quite bring myself to.

[Alexa M @iAlexandra27]

Overheard in the office:
“Me too, I’m always in my shame cave.”

[Alexa M @iAlexandra27]

I love the empanada place in town, but putting a cover of Leonard Cohen’s “Hallelujah” in a playlist of Christmas songs is an interesting choice for all kinds of reasons. 🤔

[Alexa M @iAlexandra27]

Me, at the coffee shop: I’ll put in my earbuds.
*No Scrubs starts playing*
Me: I can wait a few minutes.

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Great time to remind everyone that Sean Penn beat Madonna with a baseball bat, broke into her house, tied her to a chair and beat her for hours, left to buy booze, came back & beat her some more and she even filed a police report & he was charged but he made her drop the charges

[Alexa M @iAlexandra27]

@maxhelp I mean sure but at this point I’m afraid to pause lol

[Alexa M @iAlexandra27]

Don’t know why the @StreamOnMax app is continually forgetting where we paused the fucking movie, but I’m happy to report that it’s still the worst. 🫠

[Alexa M @iAlexandra27]

Jfc it took like 3 minutes until the people pushing bullshit found this. Did I ever say my meds weren’t working for me? No? Fuck off. Catch a block.

[Alexa M @iAlexandra27]

Started feeling really down while overhearing this dude in a coffee shop talk about how he wouldn’t date someone who was on meds for anxiety & depression, how he doesn’t want someone with those “issues,” until he went, “Well you know how I feel about medication.”

Nvm I’m good 😂

[Alexa M @iAlexandra27]

I was SO tempted to interject, but refrained except for one (1) derisive snort. Please clap.

[Alexa M @iAlexandra27]

Wait I actually love this

[Rob @thegallowboob]

This is a 115 year old picture book. Apparently they would let you publish anything in the 1900s.

[Alexa M @iAlexandra27]

@dustychipura Hear questions like this and immediately forget everything I’ve ever known about myself 🙃

[₸O₦¥ @itsaphrodis]

@Beyonce renaissance act II when? 🐙

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

stole his entire fit

[Alexa M @iAlexandra27]

Honestly this is one of my favorite comedy performances of all time.

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

His performance remains the most accurate portrayal of greed and evil in Hollywood

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

respect the grindset of this man so much i’m considering a holiday in belfast in 1974