Not Steve Sack

☕️TheUnRealist⬛️◾️▪️▫️◽️◻️◾️▪️▫️

[Not Steve Sack @IAm5teve]

Can I borrow your vape bro

[Not Steve Sack @IAm5teve]

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[Not Steve Sack @IAm5teve]

A little bit of basil goes a long way

[Not Steve Sack @IAm5teve]

@nikhil_palsingh @gabrielwinant The lentil is technically a pulse and I will not debate it

[Al Brown @A_Brown1941]

If you want to practice social distancing, at some point you have to stop panic shopping first.

[Not Steve Sack @IAm5teve]

My dreams: a lot of you ask me how I get clothes so small.
*Opens package*
This is a backpack for an iguana. I usually order the second best rated one because the first best has fake reviews.

[Not Steve Sack @IAm5teve]

Soup is just a hot meat smoothie

[Not Steve Sack @IAm5teve]

Kind of weird that Lisa from Chase Bank keeps calling me about monitoring my credit card for fraudulent activity even though I don't have a Chase account.

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@Miistah_Miitch @nickquinn132 More like Freddy Merdermypussy

[Not Steve Sack @IAm5teve]

I wore green pants for the first time since elementary school this week. Highly recommended, 10/10 will wear green pants again.

[Not Steve Sack @IAm5teve]

My primary interests are pretty similar with a lot of middle aged housewives with cooking blogs

[Not Steve Sack @IAm5teve]

I got an instant pot and its just my most favorite thing. There's many good ways to cook. But getting home late on a weeknight and blasting out 5 pounds of good chicken in 15 minutes with no mess is just a beautiful thing.

[Shania Twain 💎💎💎 @ShaniaTwain]

😂😂😂

[Not Steve Sack @IAm5teve]

All I can think about is that song from Zelda that goes.
Doot do do
Doot do do
Dootdodododododoo
Doot du dodoo
Doot dU dodoo

[Not Steve Sack @IAm5teve]

If you dm me an Instagram post from someone private that I don't follow, then I'm not following them 2020

[Not Steve Sack @IAm5teve]

Last night a shark was tryna eat me while I was scuba'ing. I underwater juked him out, then heard "Watch out for Dave" and got bashed in the chest by a Sea Turtle.

[Not Steve Sack @IAm5teve]

@Miistah_Miitch @ColeyMick Why can't I retweet this. I've been living this life for years.

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

And I stand with the Gamers 💥🤛🏽

[wilson @MediumWilly]

what if you walked into someone’s house and this was their dining room table

[Not Steve Sack @IAm5teve]

Not much beats that new controller feel