Divya

Like geography, chemistry too apart from bio.

[𝗠𝗼𝗻𝗞𝗲𝘆 𝗦𝗵𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗶 🇮🇳 @Urban_Stifler]

Poor people- Aam aadmi
Rich people- Pyaaz aadmi

[𝗠𝗼𝗻𝗞𝗲𝘆 𝗦𝗵𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗶 🇮🇳 @Urban_Stifler]

Dad:Itni Raat ko Kaha gaye the?
Me:GF se milne
D:Kiss liye?
Me:Yep
D:Nalayak mai puch raha hu kiss liye?
Me:han bahut liye
*I'm homeless now

[𝗠𝗼𝗻𝗞𝗲𝘆 𝗦𝗵𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗶 🇮🇳 @Urban_Stifler]

People with over 100K tweets must be older than that uncle in MDH masala adverts and must be tweeting for several generations now.

[शिवशंकर @ShivshankarS]

अपने सैनिकों की अंग भंग लाशें देखकर,मौन क्यों है हम शत्रुओं के तमाशे देखकर.

[𝗠𝗼𝗻𝗞𝗲𝘆 𝗦𝗵𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗶 🇮🇳 @Urban_Stifler]

Djoko raakhe saiyan, Murray sake na koi. #Wimbledon

[𝗠𝗼𝗻𝗞𝗲𝘆 𝗦𝗵𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗶 🇮🇳 @Urban_Stifler]

लँच प गया था, अपना नया Samsung Galaxy बेच कर कुछ टमाटर ले आया!

[Prashant @kamchorbaba]

Killed a guy who was suffering from fever because death is a remedy for all ills.

[𝗠𝗼𝗻𝗞𝗲𝘆 𝗦𝗵𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗶 🇮🇳 @Urban_Stifler]

Sunny Leone's BBM pin- BJ69FU96

[𝗠𝗼𝗻𝗞𝗲𝘆 𝗦𝗵𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗶 🇮🇳 @Urban_Stifler]

Son: Papa main udna chahta hu, daudna chahta hu,girna bhi chahta hu, bas rukna nahi chahta.

Papa: Ye le beta mobile,temple run khel.

[𝗠𝗼𝗻𝗞𝗲𝘆 𝗦𝗵𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗶 🇮🇳 @Urban_Stifler]

Skore kya hua dude? Pata nahi babes, aaj MOODs nahi hai.

[Divya @iamdivya_]

Checking your interactions tab is the new opening the fridge.

[𝗠𝗼𝗻𝗞𝗲𝘆 𝗦𝗵𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗶 🇮🇳 @Urban_Stifler]

Sunny Leone"मुझे कुछ खट्टा खाने का मन्न कर रहा है।" Nirmal Baba"ये लो हजारों नीम्बुओं की शक्ति वाला नया Tide!! खा लो इसे"

[𝗠𝗼𝗻𝗞𝗲𝘆 𝗦𝗵𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗶 🇮🇳 @Urban_Stifler]

Those guys who try to pick up girls on twitter are pathetic. Girls,if you agree, DM me your number so we can talk about it.

[𝗠𝗼𝗻𝗞𝗲𝘆 𝗦𝗵𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗶 🇮🇳 @Urban_Stifler]

#TwitterHasTaughtMe This is the place where you find out if there's power outage in your neighbor's house too.

[𝗠𝗼𝗻𝗞𝗲𝘆 𝗦𝗵𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗶 🇮🇳 @Urban_Stifler]

#TwitterHasTaughtMe Twitter is the only place where gals swear more than guys.

[Divya @iamdivya_]

I don't lie all the time but when I do lie it's probably about time.

[𝗠𝗼𝗻𝗞𝗲𝘆 𝗦𝗵𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗶 🇮🇳 @Urban_Stifler]

BBM and Whatsapp have been ranked 2nd and 3rd for chat and gossip. However, women still continue to retain the 1st position!

[𝗠𝗼𝗻𝗞𝗲𝘆 𝗦𝗵𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗶 🇮🇳 @Urban_Stifler]

Girl next door has gone insane, screaming her lungs out. Either its hormones or Whore-moans.

[𝗠𝗼𝗻𝗞𝗲𝘆 𝗦𝗵𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗶 🇮🇳 @Urban_Stifler]

Wife-Har weekened tum fishing karne jaate ho na?
Hubby- Haan toh?
Wife-Aaa woh machhli aayi thi, keh rahi thi woh maa banne waali hai.

[𝗠𝗼𝗻𝗞𝗲𝘆 𝗦𝗵𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗶 🇮🇳 @Urban_Stifler]

Going by John Abraham's obsession for his arse, he might end up with Botox for his buttocks.