Gabe Sanchez

Host of @WhatWasThatShow • Designer • Comedian • Taco Connoisseur • Webby Award Winner • Funded by Blue Amp →

[Gabe Sanchez @iamgabesanchez]

Trump's Great American State Fair is the Fyre Festival of state fairs.

[Gabe Sanchez @iamgabesanchez]

When did I root against the US? It also sounds like you’re upset about pesos. You should ask Trump, Blanche, Bondi, Patel, and Bongino about why they covered up the Epstein files.

Next time, take a deep breath and think before you type a bunch of grammatically incorrect nonsense. Thanks, scout!

[Gabe Sanchez @iamgabesanchez]

On today's episode of "Everything Trump Touches Dies", we have the USMNT losing to Belgium in the World Cup

[Gabe Sanchez @iamgabesanchez]

@Vinnismooth0117 You do know that you can love your country while also disliking its leadership, right? Pretty crazy concept when you’re not in a cult lol

[Gabe Sanchez @iamgabesanchez]

@RachelBitecofer Just another 💩 stain he had to leave us with. He had to make it about himself and then brag about it.

[Ro Khanna @RoKhanna]

I’ve been very clear that sexual assault or violence against women is a red line. These allegations are very serious and credible. Graham Platner should drop out from the race. I am withdrawing my endorsement.

[Ruben Gallego @RubenGallego]

The allegations against Graham Platner are troubling and deeply serious.

I am rescinding my endorsement.

[Gabe Sanchez @iamgabesanchez]

@WUTangKids Probably adding gold to it 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Trump winning us the World Cup:

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

NYT confirms:

Trump personally asked FIFA to review a U.S. player's suspension. Now he's eligible to play.

The reversal of Folarin Balogun's World Cup suspension is highly unusual.

It was the first time since 1962 that FIFA has nullified a suspension for a red card received during the World Cup.

[John (Anarcho Cat) @anarcho_cat]

If you get impregnated by a billionaire 32 years your senior, you too can experience the American dream.

[Gabe Sanchez @iamgabesanchez]

@SatireAP Miller making herself the centerpiece to Trump's destruction of the Reflecting Pool and the National Mall might be the funniest part of this whole shit show

[Gabe Sanchez @iamgabesanchez]

Trump screwed up the July 4th fireworks too…of course he did

[Gabe Sanchez @iamgabesanchez]

@lindyli Now buy her book before the grifting holiday sale ends 🤣

[Gabe Sanchez @iamgabesanchez]

@WUTangKids I guess that satanic commie weather is coming to get them

[Gabe Sanchez @iamgabesanchez]

MAGA: “But Patriot Front is the Feds”

So, you’re saying that Trump’s FBI is Patriot Front? Got it.

[Gabe Sanchez @iamgabesanchez]

White supremacist group Patriot Front marched through DC to celebrate America's 250th anniversary

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Say what you want about the right, they have produced some of the greatest metaphors in history

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

1 year ago today, Trump signed his One Big Beautiful Bill Act into law.

It includes $1,000,000,000,000 in tax cuts for the top 1%, while slashing SNAP and Medicaid budget by $1,100,000,000,000.

[Gabe Sanchez @iamgabesanchez]

Trump’s America in a nutshell

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

"Members of the group Patriot Front ride the metro as a commuter looks on, during the 250th anniversary of U.S. independence in Washington, D.C., U.S., July 4, 2026. REUTERS/Cheney Orr"

[Anarc-y princess @SatireAP]

Well I’ll be damned. Kash said we wouldn’t see Patriot Front again, but now there’s even more of them.