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Formerly a robot 🤖 wife of @simonevans25

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@SimonEvans25 I didn’t realize your wife was such a bestubbled silver fox…

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@SimonEvans25 and the blonde bits are custard

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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 can someone explain if this makes me cool and down with the kids or a lame millennial?

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@lucyeatonmess That’s actually not true. It’s actually a ‘conspiracy’ which if anything is funnier

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@lucyeatonmess I think you’ll find a group of lemurs is actually called a ‘lol’

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@Chris_Grosse And Time Trap on Atari

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@Chris_Grosse Encarta ‘95 was my jam!

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@SimonEvans25 Chuckle Brothers reboot surely?

[Adam Sacks @AdamSacks]

If I gave this neon colors and drew Frodo holding a bong, could I get rich selling it as an NFT?

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@lucyeatonmess @boburnham Yasss finally!!

[🤹🏻‍♀️Maria Mishurenko @marmishurenko]

Here are 10 VR meeting room ideas from professional VR designer (me) that Facebook can use for free, a thread!

1. A meeting room where your avatar ages 1 year every minute.

[Simon Evans @SimonEvans25]

A short time ago, we got to actually meet some new friends for the very first time. A wonderful, surreal, joyous occasion, and a “Zoom Family” portrait. #Staged

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Huge news! Well done ⁦@MrTomGray⁩ #brokenrecord https://t.co/B444iPyPFf

[Tom Gray @MrTomGray]

The @CommonsDCMS report is DAMNING.

It brilliantly takes each issue in turn and arrives at a conclusion on the balance of evidence.

In every single instance it reflects an industry that is pocketing a fortune while failing UK performers and songwriters.

#BrokenRecord

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I recently moved back from LA and in with @SimonEvans25 and it has been an eye opening experience so far. I’m not sure if I should be more suspicious of this entire bookcase dedicated to the study of magic or the can of sardines dating from 2010 🤔

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@azeem I can’t remember the first time, but neopets was definitely a defining moment

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Watch this and I will spare you my monologue on music + economics at our next dinner party 😬

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Streaming seems like the best thing to happen to the music industry since the government created LSD, but musicians aren’t being fairly compensated.

Plus, @aloeblacc weighs in with an updated ‘I Need a Dollar’.

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Cool cool so who else watched Inside by @boburnham last night?

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BUT using music as a loss-leader for selling shiny oblongs also doesn’t really help culture or reflect the value it provides. Maybe I should go back to buying minidiscs. @cheriehu42 help!

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Spatial audio AND hi-fi? Is it time to make the switch to @AppleMusic? Those in the know, how does the recommendation engine compare to Spotify?

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Side note: bundling more features into the same low low price does not help the race-to-the-bottom shitshow in streaming (which mostly just ends up hurting artists) but Apple do pay more per stream, so swings and roundabouts.