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[Obi @Iam_Obi]

@Shad_khalif I have already sent a petition to the parliament to move a dissolution motion and call for immediate general elections.

[Toxichoodboys @toxichoodboys]

Explaining to a woman what she did wrong is like trying to have a serious conversation with a 6 year old.

[acce @accekid]

When bro's son got suspended cus he was caught kissing two girls, but mine comes home with a medal and some stupid A+

[Abu Iman @Mr_Guantai]

For perspective, it's easier to use your money as rolling paper for a blunt, than it is to actually buy the rolling paper itself.

[Cody @Obii_cubana_ZSN]

The replies 😂😂😂

[~Munga Goon~ @Goonfifteen]

Clean Money Itakuja kutumaliza mangai

[Obi @Iam_Obi]

@Tilil_17 Hakuitisha ata ndunya 🤦🏽‍♂️

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

Marriages survived because men had the heart to endure women.

It lasted for generations because of MEN. Because of our emotional intelligence and our compassion for our wives.

Not because women were good partners. Because men learned to overlook a lot of stupid shit women do just to let peace reign.

Let's be real, women are NOT easy to live with.

They are not romantic. Their whole idea of romance is RECEIVING. What he bought for me, where he took me, what he did for me. Never what they give.

They are not funny. They are overly sensitive, they hate accountability, they hate saying sorry, they hate initiating sex with their own husbands, and they are controlling as hell. Stubborn and rebellious.

And that domestic violence you hear about in marriages? Most of it is STARTED by the wife. Pushing, slapping, throwing things, talking reckless, provoking until the man reacts. Then she wants to play victim.

Look at any relationship that doesn't have a man in it,it doesn't work.

Lesbians? Highest divorce rate. Highest abuse rate. Because there is no man there to tolerate their violence and their emotions. Two women together can't handle each other.

Female friendships? Even worse. Pure gossip, backbiting, jealousy, cutting each other off over the most childish things.

They will have 10 female friends by 2022. By 2026, only 2 are left. She has fought with ALL of them. Every single one is now an enemy.

But men are the problem.

[Oliver Tweet @flintoff_too]

@MichathaHaha Psy ops by Big Jikokoa

[Michatha @MichathaHaha]

wtf did 'ilibidi niokoke ndio niwashe jiko' mean ?😭

[Obi @Iam_Obi]

@curtiske8 Kuma isikufanye mtumwa- Ssewersydaa

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

THEY understand ACCOUNTABILITY perfectly fine.

THEY just seem to FORGET WHAT it means when the person DEMANDING it is a MAN.

Have you ever watched two women argue?

Female friends. Coworkers. Sisters. Complete strangers.

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD them SAY TO ANOTHER:

“Don’t be mad at her. She’s on her period.”

“Let her disrespect you. It’s her hormones.”

“She’s stressed. Just accept her attitude.”

“She’s experiencing postpartum depression. Don’t hold her accountable.”

NO. YOU KNOW WHY?

Because when women are dealing with other women, suddenly everybody remembers that being emotional doesn’t give you permission to treat people like garbage.

“BITCH, WATCH YOUR MOUTH!”

“WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING TO?”

“FIX YOUR ATTITUDE!”

Nobody wants to hear excuses about HORMONES.

Nobody is checking her menstrual calendar before deciding whether the disrespect was ACCEPTABLE.

BUT LET THAT SAME WOMAN DISRESPECT A MAN.

Suddenly, it’s a medical conference.

“It’s her hormones.”

“It’s her period.”

“She’s overwhelmed.”

“She’s stressed.”

“She’s emotional.”

“You need to understand what women go through.”

OH, SO WHEN ITS MEN, WE NEED A BIOLOGY DEGREE TO RECOGNIZE DISRESPECT? But…

When she insults another woman, she’s being disrespectful.

When she insults a man, she’s experiencing hormonal changes.

When she screams at another woman, she needs to control herself.

When she screams at her husband, he needs to control his reaction.

When another woman refuses to tolerate her attitude, she’s standing up for herself.

BUT WHEN A MAN REFUSES TO TOLERATE IT, HE’S SUDDENLY EMOTIONALLY IMMATURE.

Do you see how ridiculous that sounds?

And here’s another interesting observation.

They love saying, “A REAL MAN WOULD NEVER HIT A WOMAN.”

Fair enough. Men shouldn’t hit women.

BUT NOTICE HOW QUICKLY THAT ENTIRE CONVERSATION CHANGES WHEN TWO WOMEN GET PHYSICAL.

Suddenly, everybody understands retaliation.

Suddenly, everybody understands consequences.

Suddenly, nobody expects unlimited patience.

WOMEN are perfectly capable of recognizing disrespect, setting boundaries, and demanding apologies from each other.

Yet women expect men to accept behavior they wouldn’t tolerate from another woman for FIVE MINUTES.

[Astez @AstezXperience]

@Sam7will Are you free this weekend, or should I keep pretending I only like your personality?

[walking contradiction 😪 @SonnyQuagen]

Reverse psychology won’t work on me try reverse cowgirl tho

[Blessed😈 @Blessedonx1]

Misogyny twitter❤️
The best part of Twitter to ever exist man 😂

[Lody. @helody_togom]

@YaneKariuki Kama Ozark episode 1 haikushika, labda storyline iko beyond your pay grade intellectually. Jaribu Money Heist, kuna watu wanavaa masks na wanakuelezea kila kitu diaz

[💚 @_Wanjru]

Soju imepatana na foundation ya cake ya customer service week😩😩🥲

[Obi @Iam_Obi]

@_muturimike You were not ripe to tweet this but you did anyways. He’ll be fine, just like you are now.

[☔ @aludawontmiss]

Akili ilikuwa inafanya vectors na loci ndio inauliza chat gpt format ya formal letter...how the mighty has fallen 😭

[pablo @bhulu_elimnyama]

“ i fell asleep... but we can break up if you are upset ” 😭

[Obi @Iam_Obi]

@joan_reals For the red booklet holders, your ID is your license. The license is virtual. All they need to do is check your ID and you're good.