Michelle Million

I'm a Cemetery Explorer, Tree Enthusiast and lover of all things Creepy and Spooky.

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My nephew used @DannyDeVito’s head to make a parabola for math class. My nephew a genius and Danny just that much more effin’ legendary!!

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@DavidArquette @RJCity1 I was innocently watching some late night programming on @adultswim, only to have this mild interruption pop up. Someone cares, David!

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@Heywood_Banks Yeah, I’d say you deserve a piece of that.

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Thankful for my trusty GGD hat! It keeps me warm on balmy single digit Ohio mornings while getting the school bus warmed up for the kiddos! See you in Huber Heights!!

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@RJCity1 I made a “Nip it in the bud” sign for you once. I thought it was ok enough.

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@oldewrestling

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@lotzajobs @Gunther618 @KCBoutThatLife I know that’s not what he meant, but my inner 13 year old chuckled at your response. I embrace my immaturity, what can I say?

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@bryanlamaster @KCBoutThatLife

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@RJCity1 @RJCity1, now you have the friend named “Babbs” that you’ve always wanted!

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@RJCity1 So people who live nowhere near an ocean, probably have never seen the ocean, probably can’t even spell “ocean” can proudly display these stupid stickers on their vehicle. They use salt, so that’s close enough, right?🙄

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@RJCity1 I would think Vanvelzen would at least look over his right shoulder, he’s clearly trying to move in on your signature pose.

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@RJCity1 Hey, what are ya’ buddy, a conversation piece of shit or something?

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@RJCity1 Interpretation is fun.

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@Bengals #RuleTheJungle
WHO DEY, BABY!!!

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@Heywood_Banks At least this fella didn’t cover the box with rocks. Now I’m going to bed because I mostly don’t care.

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.@trixiemattel Who has the best son in the world?? Why, this old broad right here! He got me the palette and mirror for a #HappyMothersDay present! (Monkey not included!) The colors are amazing! Trixie, you’re amazing! Most importantly, my son, is SO AMAZING! Much love!!❤️🌹❤️

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.@Zak_Bagans I've never wanted to be on @PriceIsRightID more than when I saw @hauntedmuseum as part of a prize pack today!

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.@Omundson He shall hang in my new house forever! My aunt @carolleamillion is SO incredibly talented! She did a wonderful job!!

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@Bengals Well, somebody has to love 'em! I'm a #WHODEY girl for life!!! (And, I also still love @andydalton14 ) #SeizeTheDEY

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@Bengals We're definitely socially distanced. :-(
#SeizeTheDEY