dirty rotten scoundrel

dirty and rotten. also a scoundrel.

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@AlexShultz You have millions of dollars. Shut up.

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@tiktok_us You make me sick

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@RedTube Well that stinks.

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@Distortedview Tim Henson is the kind of man I’d let pop my anal cherry.

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@GinaPra23622738 @Acidic_Blonde Some people Collett a Kaiser blade I Collett a sling blade mmmhmm

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I hooked up with a chick once that kinda looked like Harambe.#fridaymorning

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@KendallShafer @natalieshatalie I’m just going to get out of California. This place is an overpriced shit show and I don’t think I can stand one more season of power outages and wildfires. I was damn near killed in that 2018 Camp Fire. I honestly don’t know what the hell im still doing here.

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@akyllus @TheSeaRose Hearts pump blood. That’s it.

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@johncardillo This tweet made my dick limp.

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@ParkerMolloy @Caitlyn_Jenner God I wish I’d thought of this. Too funny.

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@Kelly36492008 @Caitlyn_Jenner Mutilated pedophiles a great band name

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@MetalNerdery I fucking love Metal Nerdery

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@man_connection Don’t care about a smile. I don’t even care about teeth. Let’s see that juicy ass.

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@bethhmoraless I just want to light myself on fire sometimes.

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@chewstroke To piss everyone off with my pot smoke.

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@HenryRambow Is it that space between the genitals and the ass hole

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@Jefferson_MFG Nissan has been sucking for awhile now. I’ll be as surprised as a baby in a titty bar if this endeavor changes anything.