Jay

Opinions are my own, unless I’m being held hostage. Retweets are only to encourage debates, RTs and ❤️s != Endorsements

[Jay @Iambobjay]

“Stay calm; mind your own business; do your own job. You've heard all this from us before, but a reminder never hurts.” 1 Thessalonians 4:11

[Fox News @FoxNews]

A U.S. senator just made ESPN's Top 10.

Missouri @Eric_Schmitt laid out near the left field foul line during the Congressional Baseball Game, never taking his eyes off a drifting fly ball before hauling in a diving catch.

Schmitt got up with his nose bleeding, fired the ball back to the infield, and had Nationals Park on its feet.

But his baseball history — and that specific glove — takes him all the way back to his high school days and a $40 restring at Play It Again Sports, he tells the @RuthlessPodcast.

To his own disbelief, the catch landed at No. 5 on SportsCenter's Top 10 plays as Republicans rolled to an 11-2 win over Democrats — their sixth straight victory in the annual charity game. | @HolmesJosh @MichaelDuncan

[Bloomberg @business]

Nigerian lawmakers passed a bill that will allow states to set up their own police units in a bid to tackle rising insecurity in Africa’s most populous nation, according to a local broadcaster https://t.co/e682uD8T4S

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

The most surreal thing of our trip so far. Currently driving towards Louisiana and the radio station we were listening to started talking about our trip and played Ella Langley especially for us😭😭😭

[UG🇵🇹 @UgwunnaEjikem]

As a doctor I’ve seen crazy stuff happen sha, this evening I had a pregnant lady, she’s Nigerian Ghanaian, heavy with triplets and laboring for the past 18 hours to no avail…

Immediately Mexico scored South Africa, all 3 babies came out & shouted “Goge Africaaaa” in unison😭

[Jay @Iambobjay]

Welcome, the special one! I’m back to supporting Real Madrid.

[Real Madrid C.F. 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @realmadriden]

👋 Welcome, Mourinho 👋

[NUPRC @NUPRCofficial]

Nigeria meets 102% of OPEC Quota as Production Hits 11-Month High

Nigeria’s oil production witnessed an upswing in May 2026, averaging 1,530,354 barrels of crude oil and 170,446 barrels of condensates per day, bringing the total combined production to 1, 700, 800 barrels per day and consolidating Nigeria’s position as Africa’s largest oil producer.

The average crude oil production recorded during the month of May represents 102% of Nigeria’s 1.5mbpd of production quota allocated by the Organisation of the Petroleum Exporting Countries (OPEC).

Production performance during the review period remained robust, with combined crude oil and condensate output ranging between a low of 1.51 million bpd and a peak of 1.86 million bpd.

The May 2026 production figures represent the highest recorded by Nigeria since July 2025 when output surged to 1,712,282

In strict crude oil terms (excluding condensates), the 1.53 million barrels recorded in May 2026 represents the highest Nigeria has witnessed since January 2025 when crude oil production hit 1.538mbpd.

The latest crude oil production statistics thus represents a 15-month high
On a month on month basis, production rose by 2.77% in May 2026 as against 1.48mbpd in April.

The broader production trend over the last five months has also remained positive. Combined crude oil and condensate output increased from 1.48 million bpd in February to 1.54 million bpd in March, 1.66 million bpd in April, and then 1.7 million bpd in May, underscoring sustained growth in Nigeria’s hydrocarbon production levels.

Among production streams, Bonny Terminal led the pack with a total blend of 293,870 bpd, closely followed by Forcados Terminal at 289,900 bpd. Qua Iboe ranked third with 173,360 bpd, while Escravos Oil Terminal contributed 135,470 bpd.

Odudu (Amenam Blend) completed the top five production streams, accounting for 63,250 bpd during the month under review.

The NUPRC attributes the rise in production to a sustained positive momentum as operations remained stable throughout the reporting period with no significant pipeline or facility outages recorded.

Additionally, all previously scheduled turnaround maintenance activities had been successfully completed, contributing to improved operational reliability and production efficiency.

To download full report, visit: https://t.co/LyLY42JQ22

Eniola Akinkuotu
Head, Media and Corporate Communications

[tyro @DoubleEph]

Lately been sitting next to a guy on my train journey. Every morning he opens up his laptop, fires up VS Code and for the entirety of the 45min journey, writes lines and lines of code by hand. No autocomplete, no AI. Every line typed out by hand.

If this all turns out to have been a mistake, this guy is going to end up a trillionaire when everyone else’s skill has atrophied and he’s the only one left who can write code

[Reuters Africa @ReutersAfrica]

Nigeria’s parliament passed a constitutional bill on Thursday paving the way for each of its 36 states to establish and run its own police force alongside the federal Nigeria Police Force, a long-debated reform aimed at tackling worsening insecurity. https://t.co/S74KapGNOG

[TheCable @thecableng]

"We brought the war to them. Yesterday, we were lucky. The kidnappers have been coming in from this area. We got proper intelligence, we activated it, and we came here waiting for them. Luck ran out on them; we neutralised some, apprehended some, and the victims were liberated." — Ahmed Sanusi, FCT police commissioner, speaks on the rescue operation in Byazhin

[Thεό Abu @TheoAbuAgada]

BREAKING: Reps pass state police bill

The house of representatives has passed the constitutional amendment bill seeking to establish state police.

Lawmakers voted and passed the bill during Thursday’s plenary.

[Jay @Iambobjay]

This is much needed progress. The states must expedite this process and allocate a substantial portion of their increased revenue to fund its implementation.

[Imran Muhammad @Imranmuhdz]

BREAKING: The House of Representatives has passed constitutional amendments to establish state police in Nigeria and has postponed other constitutional amendments to another legislative session.

[Imran Muhammad @Imranmuhdz]

BREAKING: The House of Representatives has passed constitutional amendments to establish state police in Nigeria and has postponed other constitutional amendments to another legislative session.

[Premier League @premierleague]

The best match from the 2025/26 season, as voted by YOU 🫵

🔴@Arsenal 2-3 @ManUtd ⚫️

https://t.co/WhEOpy1OFt

[Kehinde Oluwafemi Funsho @ejire001media]

This is how we check World Cup fixtures when there was no access to internet, gone are those days at Ojota, like it’s was so interesting, they will sell to us then unfolded in other to make it easy to access, we will fold it and begin to write score after each match.
Childhood 🙌🏼

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

banter aside..do you people grasp who cristiano ronaldo is??

[Dylan Spina @DylanSpina61]

My entire “For You” page is Europeans discovering how amazing America is

And I am here for it

[Emily Zanotti 🦝 @emzanotti]

The best decision FIFA made was to have games outside of where Europeans typically go on vacation (NYC/LA/MIA) so they can finally see the *actual* America lol

[Secretary Sean Duffy @SecDuffy]

🇺🇸 HAVE YOU SEEN THIS? 🇺🇸

Meet FREDDY, he’s a German soccer fan in the U.S. for the World Cup and he is experiencing the BEAUTY of America from the road

Here are Freddy’s highlights:

⛰️BRASSTOWN BALD: THE HIGHEST MOUNTAIN IN GEORGIA
🍽️ CHILI’S IN CHATTANOOGA
⚽️JORDAN-HARE STADIUM AT AUBURN UNIVERSITY
⛽️BUC-EE’S IN ALABAMA  

There’s no better way to see our country than on a road trip! Because to LOVE AMERICA you have to SEE AMERICA

Where should Freddy go next?
Comment below and follow his journey @FreddyLA7 ⬇️

[-valar morghulis- @eldivine]

Lmao I’ve been saying this for a long time now. Glad everybody is catching up.

You have to run to US to save money. Upside down situation.

[Ayobami @dondekojo]

Ex HOR Member, Ex Two term Governor, Ex state attorney General, current Senator. He knows everything politics lmao