ब्रह्चारी Cbf

I always tell the truth, even when I lie.

[ब्रह्चारी Cbf @IamCbf_]

*At Gym*

Day 1: Bhai 6 pack kitne din me aa jayenge?

Day 3: Yeh John Abraham jaise biceps kitne din me ban jayenge?

Day 6: Sirf pet thoda andar karwa do bus

Day 8: Woh hot chick jo selfie lete rahti thi, 2 din se ni dikhi, chhod gayi kya?

Day 11: Refund ka kuch system h?

[Cats with Aura 😺 @catwithaura]

God was really on my side when He wrote this Angel for Me 💖

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

My daughter always said she preferred dogs. Today we adopted a cat and this happened

[News Arena India @NewsArenaIndia]

Maharashtra -

Auto driver brutally assaults an elderly man who simply asked him to not litter.

[1eozim @1eozinho01]

O passarinho com zero instinto de sobrevivência e o gato com zero instinto de caça kkk

[Ghost Writer ✍️ @Prezain_LJ]

I once had a sexual relationship with an auditor in my organization. The department I was heading used to send procurement and maintenance approvals to her, and the amounts involved were substantial.

Immediately we started sleeping with each other, she stopped vetting my requests and drilling me the way an auditor should. Every single request was met with, "Approved. Best regards."

Some days, she would be naked in my apartment while I fondled her boobs as she sat on the bed with her laptop processing my approvals. She would go, "Babe, I have treated your requests. I'll quickly follow up with the Finance Department to make payment. You don't have to stress, my love."

Now imagine if I had been padding the figures on those requests. I could have easily ripped the organization off simply because two employees decided to get into a sexual relationship.

Hope this answers your question.

[Nature 🦜and Music 🎶 @GuGi263]

I've never seen a dog so grateful 😍

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

I will make the dreams of stray cats wonderful

[🇺🇲Wesker🇺🇲 @mr_hari75249]

Humanity is still alive... My heart was filled with joy seeing the happiness of these speechless creatures. ❤️🐾

[Lalith @lalitgrateful]

Until some old aged woman comes out of nowhere with her 3 bags and says, Beta thoda khiskana 🤦

[eternal classic @eternalclassic_]

look at him in his tiny spacecraft

[Sandhya Ramesh @sandygrains]

A male doctor raped a patient who was a young girl, so the government is yelling at a bunch of women doctors

[goma @soigomaa]

Free my man

[кєνín @notcee_fan]

DID YOU KNOW : your Smart TV came with a whole living room set ?

[Austine @theereal_one]

For real. Being chosen by animals is a rare privilege that words can't even fully define

[miia @miiagarro]

told my mom she was invading my privacy and she told me i came out of her privacy

[eli (ruby's wife) @gobblingglitter]

when i was 14 i decided to come out to my dad with a joke. we were both watching tv and then i turned to him and asked if he knew why lesbians never finished their jokes. he asked why. i didn't answer. we both stared at each other in silence until he went "OH!!!"

[Abhishek @MSDianAbhiii]

Indians keeping one room light ON before going out.

Robbers:

[Mak @mak_aura]

Worms can't resist a banger

[𝕐o̴g̴ @Yoda4ever]

In the middle of a heatwave, a water truck paused to spray water over stray dogs, giving them a moment of relief..🐕‍🦺🐾😊❤️

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Due to the high cost of energy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.