Calvin

influencer

[slater @devito]

Forgot me lighter https://t.co/o04oyFOQjl

[slater @devito]

*BUUURRRPP* MORTY *BURPPP*
IM A *BURRPP* PICKLE LMAO

white ppl:

[educated shrimp @yaperboi]

Hey bro come down here with me https://t.co/xtPPnKSd4R

[trap dad @dude_gang]

Run up on me and ima show u some hospitality homie

[Calvin @IamCTrill]

You dont know hardship until you have to cook for gluten intolerant white moms

[slater @devito]

White people during the eclipse

[Calvin @IamCTrill]

I can see... barely

[Calvin @IamCTrill]

Its not even noon yet and ive already seen a dude waving a gun around in traffic road rage

[Calvin @IamCTrill]

@ShaunTheGinger So clean

[Mitch @Buddy_Evergreen]

*spits* its fuckin nice out

[Calvin @IamCTrill]

"Money cant buy you happiness"

Ya but have you ever bought a car before?

[educated shrimp @yaperboi]

white dudes b like good gracious good gravy this triple double malt IPA is scrumdiddliumpcious

[Calvin @IamCTrill]

Teenage angst in 2017 https://t.co/uBBp4fiBuu

[Calvin @IamCTrill]

"Ya can i just get a lactose intolerant, gluten free, soy and peanut allergy meal pls? btw i'll die if anything is wrong" - st charles moms

[Calvin @IamCTrill]

Last night I convinced a server to eat a chunk of butter and I havent been able to get the image out of my mind

[Calvin @IamCTrill]

Caffeinating myself to near lethal levels since 09

[Calvin @IamCTrill]

Nice spinner, is that because you have autism?

[Calvin @IamCTrill]

@KickNamery beat go off

[Kick Namery @KickNamery]

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