King Darrius I

Sometimes I get paid to write things other people find entertaining, the rest of the time I protect the universe!

[King Darrius I @IAmDarrius]

Everyone: Did you see #InfinityWarTrailer?

Me:

[Myriam 🌊 @maximusmom13]

As expected Paloma blames us for her behavior towards Taylor. #BB24
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[King Darrius I @IAmDarrius]

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[King Darrius I @IAmDarrius]

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[King Darrius I @IAmDarrius]

Y'all remember American Horror Story: Cult? Basically they had an exaggerated version of what would happen after Trump's win and inspiring White males to make American Great. Turns out that exaggerated fictional thing became much worse in real life.

[King Darrius I @IAmDarrius]

@realDonaldTrump Its called Counting all votes sir, it doesn't magically stop once it helps a number you like. All votes must be counted! That's how elections work in the United States. Maybe a basic Civics test is needed in the future for anyone that runs for office.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going to give 5 people that retweet this tweet $10,000 each to celebrate Christmas! (Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win!). I will show proof!

[King Darrius I @IAmDarrius]

@BB_Updates Wait, this has to be wrong! Nicole wants to vote a man out? When he's next to a woman? What's gotten into her?

[King Darrius I @IAmDarrius]

@BB_Updates Where we're you this entire time Dani???? Wtf! This is Dani. But you we're in the house acting like Danielle

[King Darrius I @IAmDarrius]

@BB_Updates Welp thats what you get for being loyal to frat boy. Maybe shouldn't have planted seeds against Bay, Janelle and Day all season long. Couldve been your allies. Oh well I'm not really sad this isn't bb13 Dani, idk who this woman is.

[King Darrius I @IAmDarrius]

@BB_Updates So Xmas will be ramming into Bay, Day, Dani, Kevin, Kaysar and Janelle's cars after the season is over. Be on the look out y'all

[King Darrius I @IAmDarrius]

@BB_Updates Welp... no reason to watch at all. I guess ill occasionally check here for updates.

[King Darrius I @IAmDarrius]

@BB_Updates I hope she said this loud enough to be overheard by the guys and they vote to keep Dani

[King Darrius I @IAmDarrius]

@BB_Updates Vote out Nicole and install cameras in jury house!

[King Darrius I @IAmDarrius]

@BB_Updates Vote nicole out! She's won and we want to see her enter jury house

[King Darrius I @IAmDarrius]

@BB_Updates Tyler for veto! Vote put Nicole. Next week Dani/Christmas on the block one goes home and following week other goes home. These women need to learn stick together and stop targeting POC, it happens every season they try so hard to fit in a please straight white men

[King Darrius I @IAmDarrius]

@BB_Updates Of course the POC are gone so now its time for women. I hope is Nicole is out, Cody/Enzo/Memphis get HoH and put Dani & Christmas on the block. Following week the other one goes. It's time the women learn stick together and stop joining parade of get out POC every freaking season

[King Darrius I @IAmDarrius]

@BB_Updates Make it a quadruple shake things up. Then let 2 jury members return see them return fired up

[King Darrius I @IAmDarrius]

@BB_Updates Wow they voted out another POC

[King Darrius I @IAmDarrius]

@BB_Updates Send Nicole out and put live feeds in Jury House so we can see her enter with Day and Kevin waiting...

[King Darrius I @IAmDarrius]

@BB_Updates This whole season is trash