- Room & Parlour Controller -

Non-existent without God's providence. 🤲🏾

[Batwoman🎀 @Browncostly]

life got better the day I found out all I had to do was stimulate my clit to get an orgasm

[Leo Dasilva @SirLeoBDasilva]

The way my skin has been glowing since Arsenal won the league is ridiculous

[big coco ✨🔴⚪️ @iyalode__afc]

Barcola is not who arsenal needs if we really want to dominate EPL for years

[Kash Kash @KasopeOwoaje]

Whenever someone gives me obvious advice, my immediate assumption is that they must think I’m stupid.

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

I’m in love with this sentence:

“One of the most underrated skills you can learn is the ability to ignore your mood and stick with the plan.”

[Obinna @obinna1st]

I only take advice from a woman when i need a better way to punish her fellow women who offended me. They've got a better way of punishing their fellow women

[乄 @victorKvng_]

Started re-watching Game of Thrones from the beginning again and all I can say is the level of script writing and acting that went into that series is unimaginable..

[Softboy @softboywin]

I’m deleting Apple Maps that shit be tryna take you to the cartel

[Coconut head 🙂‍↔️😍 @ogebuleN]

“i don’t normally do this”

[Peng @Acedouglas01]

Sometimes a little rudeness to let people know that you don't tolerate nonsense is important.

[Yay Toon Day @yay_tunes]

Jewelries 5k
Customer : is it pure gold ??
Yes 42 karats

[Anjie Tida🧚🏾🐰😊 @anjietida]

Being in a relationship where you don’t trust them enough to send your nudes is stage one to realising you should not be with them.

[sums @melkteethie]

when i say i like your hands it means i want you to finger me

[Moriö @tebogstaT]

If ya’ll dont wanna be women anymore say so🙏🏾

[ajay @1meajay]

you don't have to respect me, don't just disrespect me.

[Nelli © @nellieafc]

Life isn't perfect but Arsenal won the EPL and nobody can take that away from me.

[Feyi🫶🏾 @Sumptuous_bae]

Cutting me off because I refused to sleep with you is very valid.

[Sean @ChristIsComing5]

I’ve officially reached the stage in my life where I randomly whisper “Thank you, Lord” throughout the day.

[small waist 🧚🏾‍♀️ @oddettem]

Men with pure intentions still want sex and women with pure intentions still want money.

I hope that helps.