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Karma or coincidence?
This is Rabe Abubakar in 2015, speaking as Army Spokesman, confidently talking about Nigeria “winning the war against terrorism.”
Fast forward… the same terrorism he declared was being defeated is what ultimately caught up with him.
Life really has a way of rewriting old statements.
I was in a Starbucks in Brooklyn when my MacBook died at 2:47 PM.
I had charged it that morning to 100%.
I assumed the battery was old. Or broken. I almost paid Apple $249 to replace it.
Then a friend who works at Apple showed me 10 settings macOS turns on by default. I changed all of them.
The next day, the same MacBook lasted till 11 PM on one charge.
Here's the full list.
Tinubu: "And so... the groundnut oil must never run before sgidoksvhdb 'cause where do we go from there...?"
Idiots: 👏👏👏👏👏
Obi: "If you look at our energy production capacity, we are just at 43% of our potential"
Idiots: "Lol. This is why I said Obi can never be president. We are at 45%, not 43%. All this man does is lie. How do we put our country in the hands of someone who always falsifies figures to prove a point?"