Iamfiveblueskys

I'm Andy. You told your friends you think I'm lame but then your mom caught us making out on top of a moving truck.

He/him

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HER: Wow, big lunch
ME: Yeah well I'm eating for two now
HER: You're...pregnant?
ME: Naw, I just gave up

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I just scored 1,205,440 on Dialed In #pinball machine by @JJPinball 07977-2 via @dialedinpinball

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@lolt64 Try to whittle it down to 1, we want these ideas streamlined

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@flexprofits @DrainBamager And also he should never lose

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@TH0MASBAHAMA Worst cards against humanity expansion

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@ShamebyJames It's not an open border if getting fired means you're deported.

[The Baltimore Banner @BaltimoreBanner]

A Johns Hopkins University archeologist and his team are credited with discovering “humanity’s earliest-known alphabetic writing.” https://t.co/MHHzjB386u

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@lolt64 That's how we draw shit on Alien Planet

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@LiquidWIFI I watched you a ton this year but you didn't show up in my recap. Not cool, Twitch.

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@TH0MASBAHAMA Birthday train, large fries, CHOCOLATE RAIN

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@DutchBadlands @DrainBamager I deny it

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@pics_vg @LiquidWIFI Drop the baby van lore on me, please.

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Gonna start describing shitty stuff as, "befitting of royalty" so people know I'm a badass with a low opinion of royalty.

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@pat1476 Nah, sorry, that was like 15 years and 4 computers ago. Out of curiosity, is there a site driving you to contact people like me? I get messaged something similar to this about once a year and the language is always similar and I'm really curious. Maybe I can contribute?

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I need to buy a house before every part of America that isn't hit by hurricanes gets flooded by refugees from the parts of America that is hit by hurricanes.

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@sweatnap BS

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The mechanic corp, forced to stay awake on the generations-long trip of the millennium carriers, all agree that the best way to celebrate my birthday is to BUY MY BOOK!

https://t.co/frLeNJGIgu

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Analysis of Baltimore Police and Open Baltimore data shows that, despite ongoing reforms, data transparency and retention have gotten worse: report by @notrivia & Megan Kenny
https://t.co/DkJ46C7dNF

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@IGPlusCom Oooooooo

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@NightlifeMingus @TH0MASBAHAMA Pokémon ass. Love it.

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@headfallsoff The game was so much better when I was a dumb child who didn't understand this yet. Exploration was incredible before I realized it never paid off. Or maybe I didn't care.