U.C.H.E 🦅

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[U.C.H.E 🦅 @iamFmajor]

Tell me something that will make me think so hard as a man🤔?

[U.C.H.E 🦅 @iamFmajor]

@DrDanny2030 Congratulations 🎉 to them !!✅❤️

[U.C.H.E 🦅 @iamFmajor]

Fun Fact: Did you know FIFA pays clubs a daily fee of up to $10,000 for every one of their player released for the World Cup?🤯
Whether they start, sub in, or sit on the bench the whole time, the club gets paid every single day they are with the squad. Elite level passive income.

[U.C.H.E 🦅 @iamFmajor]

@UTDTrey So crazy 🤣
https://t.co/T03Gvt0q8X

[U.C.H.E 🦅 @iamFmajor]

Fun Fact: Did you know FIFA pays clubs a daily fee of up to $10,000 for every one of their player released for the World Cup?🤯
Whether they start, sub in, or sit on the bench the whole time, the club gets paid every single day they are with the squad. Elite level passive income.

[U.C.H.E 🦅 @iamFmajor]

@FabrizioRomano How old were you when you figured out this?
https://t.co/T03Gvt0q8X

[U.C.H.E 🦅 @iamFmajor]

Fun Fact: Did you know FIFA pays clubs a daily fee of up to $10,000 for every one of their player released for the World Cup?🤯
Whether they start, sub in, or sit on the bench the whole time, the club gets paid every single day they are with the squad. Elite level passive income.

[U.C.H.E 🦅 @iamFmajor]

Fun Fact: Did you know FIFA pays clubs a daily fee of up to $10,000 for every one of their player released for the World Cup?🤯
Whether they start, sub in, or sit on the bench the whole time, the club gets paid every single day they are with the squad. Elite level passive income.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Manchester United and Atalanta have now completed all documents for €45m package deal for Éderson.

All done and player set to sign later on this summer but all agreed with Éderson since May.

First signing: 100% confirmed. ✅🇧🇷

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Tiping your office security N1k for buying your lunch, is not you doing him a favour. He earned it. If e easy, stand up from your seat and go get the food yourself. Calculate the financial cost of the stress of going the distance to get the food and back.

If you want to do him a favour, give him money for no reason. Someone would do you a favour, but you would see yourslf as the one doing them a favour because you earn higher than them and don't respect them.

If you send money to your colleague that does the same work with you and asked them to please get you lunch on their way back from wherever they were going, you see it as them doing you a favour because you respect them. You don't see it as a favour done to you when it is done by the office security or cleaner because you don't respect them. If you treat these people well and respect them, they will be happy to do things for you. You've become entitled to their help that you now expect them to use their money to fund your lunch.

My security does errands for me, and every errand comes with a tip. That is thank you for doing this because it is not his job. Favour is when I give him money for no reason which happens often or when he has special needs and makes a request and I give him money. You need to start respecting people as human beings, not by how much they earn. This thing is a common problem in our society.

[U.C.H.E 🦅 @iamFmajor]

@Mrbankstips 🔥🔥

[U.C.H.E 🦅 @iamFmajor]

HEAR ME OUT @peace_igho 🥹

[U.C.H.E 🦅 @iamFmajor]

@Ifiemididit @peace_igho No be lie 😂😂

[U.C.H.E 🦅 @iamFmajor]

HEAR ME OUT @peace_igho 🥹

[U.C.H.E 🦅 @iamFmajor]

@peace_igho What do you say, @peace_igho 🥹😩?

[Peace Ighodaro💛 @peace_igho]

😂😂😂😂😂

[U.C.H.E 🦅 @iamFmajor]

@Chisomxoxo_ Her BMI should be almost entering obese

[U.C.H.E 🦅 @iamFmajor]

@peace_igho Hiiii🙂‍↕️

[Peace Ighodaro💛 @peace_igho]

Did Elon pay you or should I step in??

[U.C.H.E 🦅 @iamFmajor]

@boy_director Period! Now let that grace locate my empty wallet, @boy_director.😩 Drop something for the weekend egbon 😮‍💨May that same power touch your finger to mistakenly press transfer to my account. 😭🙏

[U.C.H.E 🦅 @iamFmajor]

Well said @Blue_Footy.Elite athletes rely heavily on psychological momentum,especially at home. Ruining the 🏟️ atmosphere out of spite for management is useless. You can demand accountability from Clearlake while still giving the squad the 90-minute backing they need to execute.

[Vince™ @Blue_Footy]

To be clear, I didn't say or mean we should support the owners unconditionally. No, but we should support the club and provide an atmosphere that will enable good performances, especially at home.

Hating the owners so much that we do things that directly make the team suffer means we are no different from the owners we accuse of poor performance.

The endgame is for Chelsea to perform. And that's why I said, "we all have a role to play."

That's the main point of that post, not to drum up support for the owners, but to understand that our hate for the owners shouldn't overshadow our love for the club.

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

Immediately Elon Musk took over this app, the first thing he erased immediately was “Twitter for Android” and “Twitter for iPhone”.

He must have been hearing and seeing little details about the stupid classism of Nigerians.

Legendary move by @elonmusk

[U.C.H.E 🦅 @iamFmajor]

You cannot stop a moving man ♂️. @Mrbankstips is the greatest there was and would ever be better 🐐.

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

“Banks, why do these nigs hate on you so bad?”

Here’s the reason, nothing else to it. Many of them watched me rise from the very bottom to the very top and hate that it’s not them but they need to understand that God is no man. No amount of hate can deny or delay God’s plans. You will keep hating in futility.

E no get any other reason so they come here every quarter and throw words like he has pride, he has ego around. If I really wan dunk on una, una go comot this app, u lucky say I dey humble. Go fix your lives, no be me cause your misfortune. God go continue to dey evenly shame Una. 💯

[U.C.H.E 🦅 @iamFmajor]

@finegirlveeee This one na unleavened bread 😭😂😂