Fredrick

God| Philosopher| Food Lover| @ChelseaFC.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Your wife should tell you this if she catches you cheating:

"Am I not beautiful or good enough for you?"

Instead of:

"So this is the thing that you're cheating on me with? I am disappointed in you?"

End.

[The_Bearded_Dr_Sina @the_beardedsina]

I'm happy we are talking about those Nivea roll ons.

You will use it on your Armpit and Koko and lumps will fill everywhere like Tapioca and Couscous.

[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

Immediately Ogede lands in Poland, he’s the greatest player to ever is play in Poland
Greater than Lewandoski.
Immediately e touch down Europe, Ogede vs Yamal
E touch down National team, Ogede vs Okocha
Ogede vs Everybody

I cannot wait 😂😂

[Everest @novieverest]

Peter Obi used that video to pass an important message to Nigerians. Many missed the message. They listened to the song. It's an old, evergreen Dolly Parton song, but there was a political message in it.

Again, PO is such a wise man.

"One is only poor if he chooses to be."
For those telling you Tinubu is unbeatable, that's a choice for Nigerians. Tinubu is unbeatable if we choose to believe so. If not, he is beatable.
That means we choose to be poor, and we choose the hardship.

[Ife Salako @ifesalakooffice]

Amala Ibadan live in Festac.

Ire o✌🏾

[story lenny tells @iwilsonnonny]

the duality of man in this lagos, walking at night you have to look too hard for agbero and also look too quiet for the police.

i take off my glasses for agberos and wear my glasses for the police.
clark kent.

[ayemojubar 🫆 @ayemojubar]

A clear indication that all of them have cases with the EFCC.

[lobistars🇳🇬 @john322226]

Lowkey, That new fashion brand go spoil many celebrities boutique business o! Imagine buying a long sleeve for 25,000 naira on their website

[Prosperity @yeripros]

"What will Okowa do for us if he goes to Abuja that he could not do in 8 years as Governor from Delta North? So long as he cannot answer that question, tell him that he has failed."

~ NDC Delta North Senatorial Candidate, Rt. Hon. Victor Ochei challenges APC's Sen. Ifeanyi Okowa to provide answers during a consultation visit to Illah, Oshimili North LGA, Delta State.

[Manjul Vic🦅 @VictorManjul]

Apparently, @HighChiefOkoro posted the video on his handle even before @FlagboyNG the authentic owner posted it on his own TL?💀

I see😂

[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

Another harmless gist 😅

Political tears edition.

This morning, one strong Atiku supporter created an online poll for the top three presidential candidates, Peter Obi, Tinubu and Atiku.

They shared the poll across their various WhatsApp platforms and aggressively voted for Atiku. Atiku started leading with about 71% while Peter Obi was at 10%.

Thinking that they've won the poll, Atiku supporters started posting it on Twitter and began to brag how Atiku has hijacked Peter Obi's online support base. According to them, for Atiku to win that poll, it only means that he's the man to beat in 2027.

Some Obidients saw poll and laughed. They asked Atiku supporters while they hoarded the poll since morning and immediately challenged Atiku supporters that they're giving them only 2 hours and Peter Obi would top the poll.

With a few reposts, the poll became a trend and the views tripled dramatically. Within just few hours, the changed. Peter Obi started leading with 53% while Atiku trailed behind with just 43%.

Atiku supporters got angry and started claiming that online poll doesn't matter again.

Sha, Obidients have warned the Atiku guy not to delete the poll. That they must finish what they started.

[Everest @novieverest]

Is there anything Donald Trump will request from Tinubu now that Tinubu won't deliver?

Dirt is a terrible thing.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

We’re back tomorrow.

[PO’s MainChic😎 @D_goodybag]

A self made billionaire is putting himself on the line to save your ass.

You that is below the poverty line is thinking you are doing him a favour.

YOUR LOSS!!!

[Fatai Ibrahim, RN,MSN 🇳🇬🇺🇸 @rundriveng]

A lot of people don’t know that In 2011, doctors in Lagos went on strike.

Guess who told Fashola to sack them?

800 doctors were sacked and replaced by 400 junior doctors

Bola Tinubu did.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

I don't send her any money.

I don't have her bank account or her phone numbers.

She reached out to me once on WhatsApp, but I never saved the number.

She has never called me to ask for anything.

God is taking care of her.

[BIG AYO🔰 @4kaszz]

There’s an identity problem between the whores and the civilian babes

My guy showed me one girl he just ordered on this 8pm app and I can swear on my life that if I met her outside I’d be lovebombing on a daily!!

OS and civilian babes now have the same look and use same lingo

[chief sọm @chisomholic]

Femi Otedola.
Wole Soyinka.
Pastor Adeboye.
Fr. Ejike Mbaka.
Bishop Kukah.

Who did I miss?
They all have 2 things in common.
1. They're brilliant people and iconic role models in Africa.
2. They fully support and endorse the criminal whose story appear below.

Unbelievable!

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

Over 50% of them are lies sha. How to separate the real from fake? Tough, cos they both sound the same. People have mastered this art.

[BLESSED 🥷 @Dee_9889]

I won in 2023 and I was not declared winner. God designed it that Buhari will be president, and that after him Tinubu would come.. God wanted to to open the eyes of Nigerians..

— Peter Obi