Loser

I am a loser baby so why don't you kill me

[Loser @IamIoser]

do u ever just look at little kids and think

“damn, you’re gonna be one fine as fuck piece of ass in ten years”

[Loser @IamIoser]

I JUST REALIZED THAT NOW THERE ARE TEENAGERS WHO ARENT 90S KIDS STOP I DONT WANT TO DO THIS GROWING UP THING ANYMORE LIFE IS GOING TOO FAST

[Loser @IamIoser]

They say the best things in life are free

Is food free

Are clothes free

Thought so

[Loser @IamIoser]

gender: ugly

[Loser @IamIoser]

"i'm not hipster but i'll make your hips stir" i'm not water but i'll drown you

[Loser @IamIoser]

how do i lose 30 pounds in 6 seconds

[Loser @IamIoser]

school starts with s and so does slavery coincidence i think not

[Loser @IamIoser]

if i don't text u back within like 7 seconds i will forget to text u back for like a week so im very sorry about that

[Loser @IamIoser]

do you ever feel ok but your sad at the same time you just want to talk to someone and hug them but you feel annoying so you just stay quiet

[Loser @IamIoser]

do u ever just have

that one class

that one freaking class

that just depresses you when you think about it bc

oh god you hate it so much

[Loser @IamIoser]

have you been so sad and tired and want to be alone, but at the same time you really wish there was someone who you could talk to who cares.

[Loser @IamIoser]

when people offer me food its like wow are u being for real

like

bless u and ur family

i hope all ur dreams come true

amen

[Loser @IamIoser]

Beyoncé is so famous u don't even notice how ghetto her name is

[Loser @IamIoser]

my silence doesn't mean that i have nothing to say. it simply means that i don't want to argue with people who just don't want to understand

[Loser @IamIoser]

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

[Loser @IamIoser]

Life's big question: are you really that attractive or is your selfie game just strong

[Loser @IamIoser]

mermaids swim by twerking do you ever just think about that

[Loser @IamIoser]

*complains about being tired*

* doesn’t sleep until 3am*

[Loser @IamIoser]

The best thing you can do for a friend when they're hurt, is to be there, even when you have nothing to offer but your presence.

[Loser @IamIoser]

the worst type of crying is the silent one. the one where you have to hold your breath and grab your stomach to keep quiet.