@EA_DICE are servers just dead now?? Can’t load into any gauntlet match or duos REDSEC unless cross play is turned on. Wtf. Could sit here for 20+ minutes and the game still wouldn’t fill up.
>Be aurochs, 10,000 BC
>Roam the steppes of Anatolia in vast herds
>Humans approach. Nervous.
>They don't kill you. They bring you grass.
>Something strange begins.
>Be domesticated cattle, 8,000 BC
>Humans shelter you from wolves
>You provide milk for their children
>Partnership forms. Mutual. Ancient.
>Your kind spreads across every continent with theirs.
>Be cattle, 3,000 BC
>Pull the plough that breaks the first agricultural soil
>Humans couldn't have done it without you
>Mesopotamia feeds thousands because of your shoulders
>Civilisation, technically, runs on ox power
>Be cattle, Roman Empire
>Armies march on leather boots you provided
>Shields made from your hide
>Legions fed on your meat
>Rome, technically, runs on you
>Be cattle, Medieval Britain
>The peasant's only source of winter protein
>Your tallow lights the candles they read by
>Your manure feeds the fields that feed everyone
>The feudal economy runs on you
>Be cattle, 1800s
>Power the industrial revolution's early leather belts and drive shafts
>Provide the tallow that lubricates every machine
>Your bones make the fertiliser that feeds the growing cities
>The industrial world, technically, still runs on you
>Be cattle, 1950s
>Scientists discover your organs saved millions during wartime
>Insulin extracted from your pancreas keeps diabetics alive
>Gelatin from your bones holds medicines together
>Modern healthcare, technically, runs on you too
>Be cattle, 2026
>The world decides your breath is a global threat
>The "solution" is a lab-grown burger in a plastic box
>The plastic is made from the oil that replaced your tallow
>The soil turns to dust because your hooves don't stir it
>The humans forget who pulled them out of the mud
>You aren't the engine of progress anymore; you're the exhaust.
>Be confused.
Industrial agriculture loses 30 billion tons of topsoil annually. At current rates, we have about 60 years of topsoil left globally.
Regenerative cattle grazing builds topsoil at rates of 1-2 inches per decade.
How? Cattle graze grass, trampling some of it into the ground. Their manure fertilizes the soil naturally. Their hooves break up soil crust, allowing water penetration.
The grass roots grow deeper seeking nutrients, pulling carbon from the air and storing it underground. When cattle move to the next pasture, the grass recovers and grows back stronger.
This is how the Great Plains of America built 6-8 feet of topsoil over millennia. Bison grazed in massive herds, moved constantly, never overgrazed any area. The grassland thrived. The soil deepened. The ecosystem flourished.
Then we killed the bison, plowed the grassland, planted corn, and created the Dust Bowl within 50 years. Millions of tons of topsoil blown away because we replaced regenerative grazing with extractive farming.
The solution is obvious: Put the cattle back. Manage them like bison. Rotate them through pastures. Let them build soil while producing food.
But this would require admitting that cattle grazing is more sustainable than crop farming. Can't admit that. It undermines the entire "plant-based saves the planet" narrative.
So instead we'll keep plowing, keep spraying, keep depleting, and pretend that removing cattle will somehow fix the problem cattle weren't causing.
The topsoil will be gone in 60 years. But at least we'll have been morally superior about it.
Russia remains banned from participating in the Olympics for being at war with Ukraine.
Israel is allowed to participate after killing nearly 73,600 people in a genocide, around 20,000 of whom are children.
Can someone explain this to me?
Jimmy Kimmel says Trump is ordering ICE to kill Americans, and holds up a shirt that says "Donald Trump is going to kill you"
@abc get this piece of shit off the air for inciting violence against Trump - again
Stop everything and watch this.
A Democrat makes the mistake of claiming Somalis are ‘strengthening’ Minnesota…
Rep. Brandon Gill goes off BRUTALLY EXPOSING the taxpayer drain they really are.
“Do you know how many Somalis In Minnesota are on food stamps? 54%”
“What percentage of Somali headed households in Minnesota are on Medicaid? 73%”
“What percentage of Somali-headed households are on welfare in general? 81%”
“After 10 years of being in the United States, what percentage of Somali immigrant households continue to be on welfare? 78%”
“I’m going to ask again, does that make Minnesota stronger or weaker?”
Dear JoJoFromJerz,
Grab a fcking tissue Jo because I'm about to eviscerate your ass like JB Pritzker does to a deep dish pizza.
You have been non-stop screeching lately about Trump "tearing down the White House" like he's fcking Godzilla.
You said, "How does tearing down the White House to build a ballroom help the American people? Explain it to me like I’m 5."
The same way celebrating Easter with topless trans influencers and twerking bunnies celebrates the resurrection of Christ you human landfill.
Jo, at your level of delusion, I'd need crayons and a fcking puppet show just to explain why your boobs are sagging lower than the Democrat Party's approval rating.
You are conveniently forgetting that every president since Teddy Roosevelt has slapped their dick print on the place.
The East Wing is getting modernized, not nuked.
Offices relocated, a bunker from WWII spruced up.
But you?
You'd rather the place rot like your career in Jersey, all because it doesn't have a "Fck Trump" plaque on the door.
Speaking of which, your Trump hate is so volcanic, it's like you gargle battery acid and shit lava every morning.
"I fcking hate him."
"Everything this motherfcker touches dies. Look at what he’s done to the White House."
You've been retweeting every half-baked conspiracy like you have a tinfoil tampon in.
Your favorite is: Republicans shutting down the government to bury Epstein files.
Trump's name is barely a footnote compared to Clinton's Lolita Express joyrides.
And then we have: Trump demanding $230 million from DOJ for his "widdle feelings."
Actual fact: it's compensation for bogus witch hunts, but sure, paint him as a crybaby while Biden naps through $5 trillion in debt.
And oh god Jo, you never STFU about grocery prices.
B-tch, sit your ass down because under Trump right now, in this "dying" economy he inherited from Sleepy Joe, the facts are b-tch-slapping your narrative.
Let's break it down with actual numbers, you fact-allergic fish taco.
Inflation?
Under Biden, it peaked at 9.1% in 2022 a 40-year high that turned your grocery run into a mugging fueled by his $1.9 trillion stimulus circlejerk and Putin's gas party.
By the time Trump took over in January 2025, it was down to 2.9%, but guess what?
Trump's tariffs and energy boom have it steady at 2.65% even though economists like Deloitte projected it might creep back to 2.9% this year.
Oh and by the way Jo...
Trump's "America First" tariffs are bringing $9 trillion in investments home.
That's nine times Biden's limp-dick haul.
Trump's approval on the economy is at 55%.
That is higher than Obama's at this same point.
Face it, JoJo...
Trump's not destroying shit.
And that "No Kings" rally horseshit?
That was the equivalent of a my son sneaking a whoopee cushion in to a funeral.
A complete, utter, pants wetting joke that collapsed faster than your self-respect after a third tequila shot.
That shit was pitched as some noble stand against "authoritarianism," but let's call it what it was...
A taxpayer funded pity party for the perpetually triggered.
It was a desperate Hail Mary from a party that's more interested in pronouns than paychecks.
Pathetic doesn't even cover it.
It was peak clown world.
But President Trump?
He's out there rebuilding an America that actually works.
For the truckers, the entrepreneus, the forgotten folks you libs love to lip service but never lift a finger for.
No kings?
Damn right because in Trump's world, it's We the People who reign, not the elites.
So take your tinfoil tampon, your White House renovation whining and shove them so far up there it'll knock George Conway's pinky ring out.
The real revolution is already rolling, Jo and you're just roadkill on the victory lap.
In freedom,
Mr. Star-Spangled MAGA