Calamari Wristwatch

Can pronounce the silent G in jungle

[Calamari Wristwatch @IamJetters]

That girl is a Swiffer Sweeper Quicker Cleaner Upper

[nick wright @getnickwright]

Given the full context of this throw (playoff game, they 100% lose if this isn’t converted, they ended up winning, etc.), this has to be one of the very best plays in recent NFL history.

[Calamari Wristwatch @IamJetters]

I literally never thought in anyone’s lifetime we would get Half Life 3. I’ll buy anything to play it

[Rebs Gaming @Mr_Rebs_]

Insider Gaming’s Mike Straw just clarified some things about the Half Life 3 information that he received:
•HL3 will be announced this year, hasn’t been able to verify the date with multiple sources yet.
•Announcement date isn’t The Game Awards, but says it’s possible that more could be revealed at TGA (this implies announcement date is before TGA on December 11).
•Valve has a history of doing canary traps or giving out different dates to figure out who is leaking information, including Half Life Alyx. Needs to make sure his date isn’t a canary trap before he reveals the announcement date.
•HL3 will release with the Steam Machine.
•Nothing indicates HL3 will be shadow dropped. #HalfLife3

[Calamari Wristwatch @IamJetters]

@EngHafez189 Stay safe brother

[Calamari Wristwatch @IamJetters]

International football showing the truth has been here. Free Palestine 🇵🇸

[amberkitty @amberkittie]

Men can be sorted into two camps. The ones who get haircuts way before they need them and the ones who wait until people in their lives are complaining

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

YouTuber SummoningSalt has become the first Punch-Out speedrunner to beat Mike Tyson in less than 2 minutes

It took him 75,000 attempts and almost 5 years to do it

[Witch @Space_Bunzzz]

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

“It shall be called the Super Bowl and will be a huge national event played deep into the night on Sunday when everyone must go into work on Monday.”

“Why not play it on Saturday?”

“Nobody knows.”

[Tommy Richman @tommyrichmann]

actin up.

[Calamari Wristwatch @IamJetters]

No shit shall poop from my ass in 2025

[Calamari Wristwatch @IamJetters]

I just ate macaroni with extreme prejudice.

[Victor Baez | Club Ambition @itsavibe]

greatest freestyle of all time

[Calamari Wristwatch @IamJetters]

@GeebMinister Post face you clown, we’ve already seen your slutty ankles

[Calamari Wristwatch @IamJetters]

We should round up everyone who makes millennial cringe content and make them work at the DMV on weekends and federal holidays as penance for their crimes

[Regole @RegoleSlayer]

Hey, congratulations on beating Radahn! (after he was nerfed) I'm glad you were able to finally get to and beat him now. (he was harder before). You should feel proud! (even though I beat him before he was nerfed, when he was harder). Good job!

[Calamari Wristwatch @IamJetters]

You guys wana watch me speed-run Fallout New Vegas?