I remember when Nigeria police arrested me in Ibadan, they checked my laptop and they saw the project I was working on which has a dummy balance and they said I am into Yahoo.
I told them I am a core banking consultant and a software engineer working with banks but
Me: Are you free now
Lawyer: yes
Me: How can I divorce my wife without sharing anything but also take her dad's things
Lawyer: consultation fee 1M
Me: You said you're free now
Lawyer: