iamlukr

find me somewhere other than twitter

[Steve Martin @UnrealBluegrass]

How does Elon Musk remain the owner of a social media platform while holding a cabinet level post for the Trump administration?

[iamlukr @iamLukr]

I don’t use twitter much anymore, but it’s probably time for me to sign off. Good night, and good luck https://t.co/Dn0UihVN0z

[iamlukr @iamLukr]

@redo13prophecy The “is” on this tweet: either a hilarious joke or a harbinger of doom for our education system

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Wait. Macklemore just dropped Hind’s Hall.

[iamlukr @iamLukr]

To go, or not to go, to the party. That is the question

[iamlukr @iamLukr]

It’s weird that we call them fire hydrants instead of water hydrants

[iamlukr @iamLukr]

Never look back on your way out of hell

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

They did try that in a small town.

And 376 officers waited 74 minutes to confront 1 guy with an AR-15.

[iamlukr @iamLukr]

Aladdin’s like “I can show you the world” dude you’ve had that carpet for ONE DAY

[iamlukr @iamLukr]

I only tweet when I’ve been drinking so the good news is that I haven’t been tweeting much

[iamlukr @iamLukr]

Trump getting arrested puts a real hampering on the old doom scrolling

[iamlukr @iamLukr]

I’m not quite sure what a think tank is but goddamn do I want to be a part of one

[iamlukr @iamLukr]

@TempleUniv Here’s some math: shut the actual fuck up and stop union busting

[iamlukr @iamLukr]

Life is a stepdad

[iamlukr @iamLukr]

I would have done everything right if I could just get this fucking time machine working

[iamlukr @iamLukr]

LIARS that’s actually 2 pro tips

[NashSevereWx @NashSevereWx]

Pro Tip: pull your windshield wiper arms away from your windshield before the precip starts so your wipers don't freeze to the glass. Also, don't use hot water to melt windshield ice. That's baaaad.

[iamlukr @iamLukr]

Ah this one’s easy, just take an edible and you’ll feel right as rain

[SaintBuckeye @SaintBuckeye]

My homie @iamLukr just released a new track. Go check it out!!!

https://t.co/mwAg4rH2sR

[iamlukr @iamLukr]

You don’t have to be genius to be crazy but I bet it probably helps

[V// @sevenVIImusic]

“When I heard you're marrying your boyfriend
You feel like heaven and hell
And sometimes nothing at all
But honestly I'm so much happier when you're not in my thoughts” - @iamLukr

#scarecrow #underratedsongs