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@Buckeye__Mike What is a grocery?

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@trussliz It's not just the bank of England Liz. Nobody, including me, wants me to read it.

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@LeeAndersonMP_ We left Europe Lee, remember? So we don't have any input on what they do. It was called brexit or something. Even you must remember that surely?

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@wendelltalks They're not. They don't care.

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@lucawya Exact same result as when I start with "Men are..." so I'm not sure this is a test of anything.

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@JamesMelville 43 million tonnes sounds like a lot but here's some perspective: that's about 0.2% of waste sent to landfill and that many turbine blades will produce a similar amount of energy as burning 70 billion tonnes of coal.

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@rustyrockets Let's hope so. I'm praying for you to be locked up.

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@JesseDornfeld Makes you wonder why god created atheists.

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@archie_lochie Incorrect question. You're conflating your sky wizard logic with evidential logic. Evolution does not choose, it is not sentient. It tries, and its failures die out while its successes survive. Evolution has no morality, and no compassion. Like your god in that respect maybe.

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@johnpaul_newman Just change its name and swap it with a tiger at a different zoo. How many visitors recognise a tiger?

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@MichaelFKane So we should round up all the wild tigers and kill them? All the lions, bears and every other large predator too?

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@shitstainhfnd @Enderman @elonmusk I will accept your gift of pizzas. Thx

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@Enderman @elonmusk Elon so butt hurt rn. Good work fella.

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@ABridgen Are you high?

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@gilbitron Looks awesome man!

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@MollyBr79415863 @ABridgen 24/4 million? Is this a primary maths question or something?

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@TrumpTruthOnX *Nobel

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@archie_lochie Half a trillion stars in this galaxy, two trillion galaxies. Roughly 5 planets per star. Not just coincidence, high likelihood.

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@steonthesea Highway Code: 'In congested conditions ... traffic in left-hand lanes may sometimes be moving faster than traffic to the right. In these conditions you may keep up with the traffic in your lane even if this means passing traffic in the lane to your right. '

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@ABridgen Run me through the maths of how long 1000000 tonnes of diesel lasts the world please Andrew.