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Artist •Urban Priest •You think heaven will be fun ? wait and see how hell will be• Age : 999

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una wey dey sell 5naira market as 10naira , when you die we go give you 20naira .

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If the convo involve microphone, you go hear from me . But if na to just dey talk for phone, you no go hear from me .

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I just say make I remind you say that your petite babe way you dey plan marry collect like 11 years from you .

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“If you can’t beat them join them” Shout out to we way dey flog dem .

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everybody like mumu but mumu nor dey aware .

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Those days na people way done make am be motivational speakers but these days everybody nah motivational speaker. Brazzy mehn

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It’s the same 24hours for everybody , nobody has 25 .

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charity no get manner but she’s very good in bed .

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sometimes if you nor think before you talk , you go later think after you talk .

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sometimes forgiveness is the beginning of revenge .

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Zero Emotions
Ninety nine Logic .

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The enemy of your enemy might be your friend until you find yourself in a dog eat dog situation ,then Yakubu will not be able to manage .

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If you fake everything, you no fit fake happiness 😎 .

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If I open church , una go come ?

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Crayyyywayyyy😂

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40% of all these motivational speakers dey on colos .

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Lhasa dey make noise ? GsD Attack pharaoh oya make noise

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If Jesus no return before 2036 we go cancel easter celebration.

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dem tell us say na from yansh sh!t dey comot , but dem no tell us say some dey comot from mouth too 🗣️ .

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Look yourself for mirror, you dey proud of Wetin you dey see ??

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Another Saturday with the trench trees in the trenches 💨