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“You shouldn’t throw stones if you live in a glass house”

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“Thank you for holding, your call is important to us." If it's so fuckin' important, answer the fuckin' phone!

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Went to a paraplegic strip club tonight. The place was crawling with pussy.

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@Apple

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Hey @amazon @AmazonHelp just curious who thought it was a good idea to ship my MacBook in a box with 12 packs of soda and no padding? 🤔

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Went to a restaurant today and my waitress had a black eye… So I ordered real slow because obviously she doesn’t listen.

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God damn!! ☠️☠️☠️☠️ #Facts

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Never let anyone tell you what you can or cannot do. Just look at Beethoven, everyone told him he would never be a musician because he was deaf. But did he listen?

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@Popeyes sweet heat is the best dipping sauce. Change my mind.

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I just made a girl in a wheelchair laugh. That bitch was rollin’

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If you’re born deaf, what language do you hear inside your head?

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I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone.

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I can’t believe these hoes

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Before crowbars were invented, they pretty much just drank at home by themselves.

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If anyone gets any emails or messages from me about canned meat, don’t open it. It’s spam.

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You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

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I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with in my life. I’ll call it my oughtabiography.

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Ear licking asmr is one thing but like Twitch… come on…

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I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...the sails are through the roof!