Morris モリス

Greedy little f**ker

[Morris モリス @IAmMorris11]

Captain Delicious Pants

[@Nam..sharma @sharm42453]

Gun to your head, what's your real name?

[Morris モリス @IAmMorris11]

Why is there fireworks going off?

[Morris モリス @IAmMorris11]

Is the For You nothing but bots asking questions now?

[Morris モリス @IAmMorris11]

@AryaDarkStark Do you believe in cryptids?

[Morris モリス @IAmMorris11]

The one time I get to talk to her on the phone and she gets stopped by the police 🤦🏽

[Morris モリス @IAmMorris11]

@AryaDarkStark Has anyone checked up on him?

[Morris モリス @IAmMorris11]

Some people don’t know how to do a four way stop and it shows

[Morris モリス @IAmMorris11]

I had to tow two forklifts out of the freezer and I forgot my jacket. I was like one of those penguins!

[Morris モリス @IAmMorris11]

Get out of the kitchen

[Morris モリス @IAmMorris11]

Notice how he got ready for the bump. Gotta love Mox.

[In Mox We Trust 🖤♐️ @tammywstl7]

Happy Father's Day to the best dad Nora could ever ask for! ❤️❤️

[Morris モリス @IAmMorris11]

Time to do the sleep. I have work tomorrow.

[Morris モリス @IAmMorris11]

@AryaDarkStark I don’t think the original version was meant for the neck either

[Morris モリス @IAmMorris11]

I’ve been laying on the couch for an hour and it’s not because I’m lazy. I physically can’t get up because my limbs hurt. I may be stuck here for all eternity.

[Morris モリス @IAmMorris11]

@AryaDarkStark Can you imagine the person that points that out? They’ll be like how do you know?

[Morris モリス @IAmMorris11]

Beating the crap out of someon…..never mind

[LADE HERSELF @Thebiglade]

Without medication, what's the best thing against anxiety and depression??

[Morris モリス @IAmMorris11]

@why_nani_

[Morris モリス @IAmMorris11]

She’ll kill me

[bella🍒 @vamp1bella]

Who is your 𝕏 crush ?

[Morris モリス @IAmMorris11]

What exactly is a “real job?” I can’t stand when people say that.

[Morris モリス @IAmMorris11]

Times are tough

[Morris モリス @IAmMorris11]

A to the Z

[J O H N @RomanEra0]

When Shawn Michaels gives Sunny the mandible claw during this interview 😭

Back then Shawn was INSANE 💀