Ugo

Finance | Data | Strategy |Policy Analyst | God’s Favourite “Loved at home”

[Ugo @IamNotUgo]

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[Burna Boy @burnaboy]

I am the Greatest.

[Chidi Anselm Odinkalu, CGoF @ChidiOdinkalu]

Last week, Peter Lifu nixed the entire slate of @ADCNig candidates running in #NigeriaDecides2027.

Today, he has reinstated @ladiadebutu, who is @GovWike's candidate for the governorship of Ogun State in the 2027 election.

John Tsoho, Chief Judge of @FederalHigh has delivered another predictable case assignment.

#HailToTheChief!

https://t.co/YEa8QE1hfE

[khaleesi🧍🏽‍♀️ @shelovesore]

“i’m so sorry for replying late, i’ve been so overwhelmed with work lately, but yes i’m doing fine, what about you?”

[Noble Igwe @Nobsdaslushhkid]

That someone works for INEC or is a part of the INEC team does not mean he can’t be seen wearing the hat of a political party.
They are humans too and every Nigerian is meant to belong to a political party.
Let’s be guided

[Cupi’Don☔️🇭🇹 @le_donz]

Right next to #GoodMan

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

Dear God, please even if it’s not for my sake (as a bad child that I have been oh Lord), kindly reward this lady’s work rate with a Peter Obi’s triumph on 18th January, 2027 (max).

Omo! Work rate dey cry!!! 🤯

[The Frontliner 🇬🇧 @iamSwaga22]

Woke up and I remember “let’s assume my husband is earning £10k per month , he will pay all bills and he won’t complain”

And I just burst laugh from my bed 😂

Nobody delusional reach Nigerian girls for this life

Na why them be pastors favorite clients 😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

Chai😂

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

I agree.

[N5⭐️ @Afc_Nels20]

This is exactly why aristocrats opposed marrying lower-class women. Imagine gaining access to the upper echelons of society by doing nothing, able to promote and sell billion-dollar businesses, yet only making headlines for your tits and ass. SMH.

[DemoLa @DemoOfUK]

My wife and I, literally. The feeling is beautiful.

[Chidi Anselm Odinkalu, CGoF @ChidiOdinkalu]

Oya....!!

[🐬 @_pauliegee]

if the vagina is self-cleansing, why does it stink so bad? where does the bad smell come from?

[Fatimaaaa K ♥️ @fatimaaaah__]

Peter Obi is the ONLY candidate who looks at Nigeria like a business that must WORK, not like a cake to be SHARED. New Nigeria is POssible

Nigeria will be OK!

[Wayveeeeee! 🧘🏾‍♂️ @wayveeofficial]

I wish I was lying…

[SEUN Yk @YKoluwaseun9]

Dem catch INEC official wearing APC cap, e quickly remove am, Men instruct am to put am back. Baba no fit handle the shame

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

Kano is NDC
Lagos is NDC
Benue is NDC
Plateau is NDC
Nasarawa is NDC
Kogi is NDC

Southsouth entirely is NDC (Akwa Ibom is up for a debate)

Southeast entirely is NDC.

We’re going to get the required 25% in every core northern states.

Guys, we should vote & ensure that our votes count. We’re winning this election.

Joy is coming!

[Aldo Sterone @AldoSterone111]

Microsoft ont licencié 60000 personnes pour les remplacer par de l’intelligence artificielle. Le service d’email Microsoft 365 est en panne aux USA et ils sont incapables de le ramener en ligne… ils n’ont plus personne de compétent pour regarder dedans.

[Lutaaya @JoshuaLutaaya__]

My son is now in kindergarten, I check the school’s TikTok everyday waiting for the day they will post him so that I sue the school and I don’t pay fees up to P.7

[EA is voting NDC @virtuousii]

So many epistles advicing NDC members not to repay violence with violence. Not a single epistle for the instigating party.

[Parallel Facts @ParallelFacts]

While INEC Chairman Amupitan Claims Neutrality, Reports Emerge That APC UK Chairman Tunde Doherty Escorted Him To Chatham House In London To Speak On 2027 Preparations https://t.co/2zL7wLWDWp

[Tallglassofwine🍷 @Obywinni]

Amaechi was one of the best governors Rivers State ever had.

We felt the impact of good governance during his tenure as governor.

Who else remembers CARNIRIV??
Wike came in and destroyed this state and some of you still support that man?
God have mercy 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️