The One Percent

I am the One Percent, and you're not.

[The One Percent @IAmOnePercent]

Thinking about buying this: http://t.co/H53rAoQX

[The One Percent @IAmOnePercent]

Nothing like waking up in the morning and drinking a warm cup of the working man's blood, sweat and tears. Mmm...salty. #OWS #iamthe1percent

[The One Percent @IAmOnePercent]

I ordered this filet mignon medium rare, not medium well. Something must be done to stop this injustice. #OCCUPYSPAGO

[The One Percent @IAmOnePercent]

@MFGlobal Don't sweat it: I lose $600 million all...the...time. Don't forget to check under the couch cushions and behind the fridge. #OWS

[The One Percent @IAmOnePercent]

They say we don't make anything in America anymore, but I make 2 things: money and Native Americans cry. #OWS #iamthe1percent

[The One Percent @IAmOnePercent]

Lots of people ask me how I sleep at night. The answer: on sheets with higher thread counts than the per capita GDP. #OWS #iamthe1percent

[The One Percent @IAmOnePercent]

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses. My for-profit prisons aren't quite overcrowded enough to yield max ROI. #OWS

[The One Percent @IAmOnePercent]

Who needs a yacht when you can own two major political parties? Oh wait, I own a yacht AND both parties. #OWS #iamthe1percent

[The One Percent @IAmOnePercent]

@OccupyWallSt While you're swimming in debt, I'm swimming in a pool of gold coins. #OWS #iamthe1percent

[The One Percent @IAmOnePercent]

I rule everything around cash. #OWS #iamthe1percent