I heard we're offering golden tickets to Russian oligarchs - the last time a rich guy offered out golden tickets, people got turned into blueberries, stretched into taffy, turned into chocolate, etc... Let's do that again! #ComeWithMeAndYoullBeInAWorldOfSanctionsViolations
Porsche has filed patents for a six-stroke engine, which many are saying is a notable improvement over today's four-stroke combustion engines. My wife is similarly impressed when *I* go from four stroke combustion to six stroke combustion.
Retired in 1999 and having just 32 units produced, the SR-71 Blackbird was capable of a top speed of 2,200MPH. This makes the aircraft just 3,000MPH slower than every stolen Nissan Altima with limo tint.