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[Twit Teraccount @Iamthebeef]

I heard we're offering golden tickets to Russian oligarchs - the last time a rich guy offered out golden tickets, people got turned into blueberries, stretched into taffy, turned into chocolate, etc... Let's do that again! #ComeWithMeAndYoullBeInAWorldOfSanctionsViolations

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Porsche has filed patents for a six-stroke engine, which many are saying is a notable improvement over today's four-stroke combustion engines. My wife is similarly impressed when *I* go from four stroke combustion to six stroke combustion.

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Retired in 1999 and having just 32 units produced, the SR-71 Blackbird was capable of a top speed of 2,200MPH. This makes the aircraft just 3,000MPH slower than every stolen Nissan Altima with limo tint.

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Rest in power, king 🙏🙏😮‍💨🔥