Harry Hg

Staying positive

[Crazy Moments @Crazymoments01]

Gravity is just a suggestion to them!

[Harry Hg @Iamtrying8]

@JMeanypants Everyone of these people should be easily identified via license plate numbers flock cameras and surveillance cameras at the various businesses. The 1st thing cops do when there is a crime is check local businesses for surveillance video.

[Harry Hg @Iamtrying8]

@GuruAnaerobic We have built the mouse utopia society.

[Monkeyjunk11 @Monkeyjunk11]

💀🔥

[Punt Road @punt_rd]

Yes, women, this sort of dialogue occupied 90% of men’s conversations…

[Harry Hg @Iamtrying8]

@TheJeffPutnam Retarded employee whisperer

[Jeff Putnam |✍ @TheJeffPutnam]

Boss: We’re gonna reorganize the crews.

Me: Leave mine as is.

Boss: Why?

Me: Because these guys may be retards, but they’re MY retards and I’ve spent the last year developing methods on how to manipulate these retards into being productive. I don’t need to go through a learning curve of having to readjust to working someone else’s retards.

Boss: That makes sense.

Me: So I can keep my retards?

Boss: Yes

[FEAR NO MORE @SHEEPSLIVE]

HOW LONG HAVE
WE BEEN LIVING
IN
THE TRUMAN SHOW?

[Harry Hg @Iamtrying8]

@AdamLaneSmith

[Harry Hg @Iamtrying8]

@ElonBachman Only three variables. Time tension and recovery. As u get older u need more of the last because ur body just doesn’t spring back like it did in ur 20s.

[Harry Hg @Iamtrying8]

@SouthDallasFood It’s grate that u are willing to admit ur wrong

[Harry Hg @Iamtrying8]

@missnic06 I use an inversion table.

[Harry Hg @Iamtrying8]

@shagbark_hick The future belongs to those who show up.

[South Dallas Foodie @SouthDallasFood]

This man actually installed a garage door opener in his house. That’s dedication.

[Harry Hg @Iamtrying8]

@fentanylbrownie Need to put in the subject line “4th request” even if it’s only the first time asking for information.

[South Dallas Foodie @SouthDallasFood]

Sorry for the repost, but this made my day

[DAHBOSS 💸 @dahboss_vibez]

I never laughed this hard in so long 😂😂😂

[Harry Hg @Iamtrying8]

@NickHintonn I believe Argentina is outside of most ballistic missile ranges

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

Tigers are solitary creatures that value personal space, while lions are social and clingy, often encroaching onto the tiger's very space

[Sassafrass84 @Sassafrass_84]

Lmao...I'm deceased. 💀