Tunechi Whyte 🐐

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Writer 🖋 I am entitled to what I say,you're entitled to what you understand

[SportsBall @_SportsBall_]

The Man City scandal explained 💰⚽️

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Oya take…

[Laura W. @BumpstockBarbie]

How can you NOT believe in God when octopuses dream and otters have a favorite rock they carry around in a little skin pocket and cows have best friends and bees are out there communicating the coordinates of flowers through dancing and they have regional dialects?

Cats are purring at frequencies associated with bone healing? Forests get absolutely incinerated and respond by growing flowers? Dolphins literally invent names for themselves and yell them across the ocean? Penguins are waddling around Antarctica looking for the perfect rock to give their partner?

CROWS REMEMBER YOUR FACE. THEY TELL OTHER CROWS ABOUT YOU. THEY TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT YOU. YOU CAN HAVE GENERATIONAL BEEF WITH A BIRD. I NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THIS.

Goats have accents. Rats laugh when you tickle them. Elephants mourn their dead. Whales make songs and then OTHER WHALES LEARN THE SONG and suddenly everybody across the ocean is singing the new song.

Monarch butterflies are born knowing how to fly thousands of miles to a place they have never been.

Sea turtles hatch out of an egg, immediately sprint toward an ocean that they have never seen, disappear into it for like 3 decades and then somehow come back to the same beach they hatched on.

Birds can see colors that we humans can’t see. There are colors out there right now that we don’t even get to know about.

There are sea slugs that eat algae and use the chloroplast/chlorophyll and then are just like…photosynthesizing. And they’re super adorable.

There are mushrooms communicating underground. There are seeds sitting in the dirt for decades like “no actually I will wait. It’s fine.”

Squirrels plant trees because they forget where they put their snacks. Relatable.

A CATERPILLAR GOES INTO A LITTLE BAG THAT IT CREATES ITSELF AND DISSOLVES MOST OF ITS BODY INTO ORGANIC GOO AND REARRANGES ITSELF, GROWS WINGS AND THEN LEAVES. WHY IS THIS NOT MORE BEAUTIFULLY TERRIFYING TO PEOPLE??

And you’re telling me a tiny acorn knows how to become a huge tree? It just has a blueprint inside itself?

Your body started as ONE CELL.

ONE.

And that cell divided itself into a brain that can think about its own existence and eyes that can look at stars and hands that can hold somebody else’s hands and a heart that runs on electricity without you even asking it to?

The iron in our blood was made inside a star??

We are walking around on a wet rock covered in bioluminescent oceans and singing whales and laughing rats and birds holding lifelong grudges and flowers exploding out of fire and somehow we’re supposed to act like this is a normal place to live?

We’re supposed to act like this is all just a random, accidental sequence of events?

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

You find 8 envelopes

- The date you die.
- Your future net worth.
- Your soulmate's name.
- Who betrayed you.
- Who truly loves you.
- Your biggest regret.
- What happens after death
- The meaning of your life

You can open ONE

[M.K.O ♠️ @MkoTheComedian]

You get 20 million naira for aza but nah babe wey no fit afford to change her own phone you dey date
Naija guys go talk say nah love
Agreed 🤝

Now let’s flip the P
If nah ur babe get 20M for aza, she go gree date you wey no fit afford to change ur own phone ? 🌚

[YUA @creative_yua]

The most misused word in Nigeria has to be “ramifications.”

Here are 10 words Nigerians commonly misuse:

1.🔹Ramifications

People think it means “in all ways.”
But it simply means consequences or effects.

2.🔹Double-dating

People think it means dating two people at once.
But it simply means two different couples going on a date together.

3.🔹Bogus

People think it means “very big.”
But it actually means fake or fraudulent.

4.🔹Severally

People think it means “many times.”
But it actually means separately or individually.

5.🔹Lousy

People think it means “noisy.”
But it actually means terrible or of poor quality.

6.🔹Dupe

People think a dupe is a scammer.
But a dupe is actually the person who has been deceived or scammed.

7.🔹Herbalist

People often use it to mean a “witch doctor.”
But a herbalist is someone who practises herbal medicine.

8.🔹Invaluable

People think it means “useless.”
But it actually means extremely valuable.

9.🔹Nonchalant

People think it means negligent or careless.
But it actually means calm and unconcerned.

10.🔹Stubborn

People think it means playful or troublesome.
But it simply means unwilling to change your mind or behaviour.

[Brown @Ukandi_one]

Bringing his lil relatives for you to maltreat?

[Tunechi Whyte 🐐 @iamTunechiWhyte]

@yaygha In everything you do sha no date igbo woman o

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Just calmly watch this video..

Might take a while for most gees to grasp this, but you’ll eventually get to a point where you’ll get it clearly!

[$ilva 💸 @TheSilvapr]

This life no even hard for me, as you dey see me finish, another person just start to dey see me 😂

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

Make them bring new commandments I don complete this one

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

No be say i stingy o but if I credit you dem go debit me, it means if I fall you go rise and I no wan fall💔😂

[Sanvi 🍒 @sanvixbaby]

DATE = Dick At The End. Idk why bitches be acting so confused

[The_Bearded_Dr_Sina @the_beardedsina]

I'd give 3

Smokers have been shown to have reduced risk of Parkinson's disease compared to Non smokers.

Women that smoke have been shown to have reduced risk of having Fibroids compared to non smokers

Studies have shown smokers have a lower risk of Ulcerative colitis compared to Non smokers.

Ps- smoking is associated with lots of diseases , cancers and this tweet doesn't endorse smoking.

Just for academic purposes and knowledge sharing

[Nwankudu Osinachi @Osinachi_W]

Una go actually leave una house, baff, wear fine shirt/polo, brush your hair and beard, spray perfume just so you'll go argue with women on your right to ask her "if she's eaten". 😂😂

Una no get Champions League game to watch or something else? 😂😂

[Nem @Nemzsi]

i hate texting something freaky at night and they reply to me in the morning like it’s still the vibe.

SHUT UP i’m pure again now

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

I take back my pledge to this country

Ogun kee hero's past

[Olajiire 🎭 @olajiire101]

I’ve never had a worse day this year. A nail tech made a move on me today 😭💔

[Dennis @heis_peredennis]

+234 girls too funny bro! you wan snatch me from woman way dey buy me things so i go dey buy you things 😂