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it doesn't take a whole day to recognise sunshine.....

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@grassfuso @CChamunda @kchamunda... Get out iwe LMAO

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@Miss2tu.. Yep but I still love you sis lol

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@kchamunda @grassfuso @CChamunda LMAO brilliant

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I'm not saying I can perform miracles or anything, but when the Nandos employee isn't looking,, I can turn water into Sprite.

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@kchamunda @CChamunda @grassfuso... Coz it wasn't a surprise LMAO.. Baptism of fire for Van haal

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You have a very rude and unprofessional called Bradley who you need to get rid of because he will ruin your business #inlondonproperties

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@inlondonproperties.. You have a very rude and unprofessional called Bradley who you need to get rid of because he will ruin your business

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@kchamunda @CChamunda @grassfuso... She would have had a stroke LMFAO

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Fart when people hug you..... It makes them feel strong.!!!!

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How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?... Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

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@dinkykaps76 LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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“Everything else tastes like us. Why do we need to die?” -chickens

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VAMOS NADAL... #Wimbledon2014

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I now know I’m getting old. I was watching some porn the other day and thought to myself wow that’s a nice bed...

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@grassfuso @kchamunda @CChamunda

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@kchamunda @grassfuso @CChamunda.. This chap is officially Englands worst manager LMAO... Useless chaps

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@Heftty1 @grassfuso @piersmorgan.. It's heaven on Earth..Went there 2 years ago!!!!

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Brazil is not good enough to win the world cup..... Fred and Hulk are passengers #WorldCup2014

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You know your getting old when you drop something on the floor and instead picking it up, you just stare at it for a minute or two.....