Iam_VyNe

I am Vyne.

[Iam_VyNe @IamVyne]

#sisinisifuna

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

#areyouabaleba

[Ng'etich @_feloh_]

“Mimi nimeona hakuna kitu inaendelea kwa hii mkutano yenu, na inakaa points zangu hazina maana hapa."

''Heri niende, juu hii nyama nimebeba inafaa iwe imeshaiva.” 😄'Mkutano ni ya wendawazimu ata'

Old man gets angry over being sidelined from adding and answering questions

[jay @Jaybigsteppper]

Dear God, keep the "menstruation" with women.
Now it's up to God,whoever menstruates next month is the loser🙂

[Senex @senex_official]

How will Israel ever recover from this? 😂

[𝐀𝐥𝐯𝐢ṋ 𝐊𝐚ṋ𝐢ṋ𝐝𝐨 @Alvin_Kanindo]

That’s precisely what he is seeking, the position of Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

I'm pushing 40 and have a beautiful wife.

[ᎶᎪᏉᎥᏒᎥᎪ @_WilliePabloh]

Me advising that one friend after nimempata akinyonga juu ati alinyimwa

[Kigonyi Wa Nduthi 🏍 @rex_maina]

Weddings are mostly a woman’s idea. 😂 Having shot over 100 weddings, I can confidently say most men are just there for vibes, waiting to be told where to stand, when to smile and when to say “I do.” 😂

Wangeulizwa hawawezi fanya wedding.

If it's your idea, you want it so bad, finance it.

[GR!ZZLY🐻 @Griz_zly8]

😂😂💀

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

The “smartest” person in the country when asked for evidence that Uhuru is sponsoring the opposition points to a newspaper headline. Never mind that he repeatedly dismisses newspaper headlines as “fake news”

[Dabs🩸 @DabsMalone]

every company eventually becomes 11 people doing actual work and 64 people asking for updates

[Peter @cena17thszn]

When Nikki Bella asked John Cena who would make the decision if he were ever on life support

Cena: "That’s up to me. It's not you. It’s confidential"

Nikki: "I want to be No 2"

Cena: "You’re not even on the list"

Nikki: "Thanks🙂"

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

So anyone - Iranian, Omani, etc - born in the Strait of Hormuz gets U.S. citizenship under the 14th Amendment?

[𝙲𝙴𝙽𝚃🐬 @only1centt]

This guy don kee me 😭😭

[Bhoomika @bhoomikacodes]

i'm the API between claude and my manager

[Boogie Harry__ / King Of Love And Foreplay @BoogieHarrySA]

It’s officially ‘wear a sweater in the morning and regret it in the afternoon’ weather.

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

Adui ni DCI, MIRADI ni mob🤣🤣

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Those who put plates with bones in the sink and cups with tea bags, what exactly is your problem?