AnthonyWeiner'sPenis

Oh....I think you know.

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Thinking of running for mayor. Cause I FEEL like it.

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Kind of cold this morning....has no effect on me!!!

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This whole resigning thing is huge!.....Just like me.

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Resigning is tough. Gotta shake this off.

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Wife just came home.....she's just mad cause I didn't send her one.

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Workin out at the gym...

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I just sent a pic of myself to myself...I'm THAT good.

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Dare you to like me on your facebook account...you know what it's going to say on your status update right????

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He has no idea I started my own twitter.

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Twitter just wasn't enough exposure for me.

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@TheDailyShow I'll be on your phone soon Jon.

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@FoxNews I'll go after Mitt Romney.

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@TMZ Probably because she saw me. Can't help it, I'm just too powerful.

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@ColbertReport I'm on facebook now too.
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Anthony-Weiners-Penis/216148065092418

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First hot girl's phones...now facebook.

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The next phone I could be on is yours.

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Resigning would only give me more time to.... you know.

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Weiner shouldn't pay for my mistakes.

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Follow me...you know you want to.

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Apparently I have become so powerful that I am now self aware.