Kate Sutton

Lifestyle & travel writer | Occasional dater | @breezenetwork Champion | Annoyingly optimistic | Expert eye roller | enquiries: [email protected]

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A love, broken arm and life update:
https://t.co/pnW9ANib58

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Did you catch my blog post reviewing the @match_uk dating app? Read about my thoughts on the app and how you can get free babysitting whilst you go on your date! https://t.co/zTAS95bBys #ad #singleparentdating

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@gettingdadfit Well one day another clunky human may appreciate my foibles 🙄

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Another potential date ...

HIM: When are you free?
ME: I’m flexible about when I can meat (dammit) mate (😱) MEET!

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@thesleepingbaby It would have been had it worked :)

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My son just tried to blackmail me into not sending him to school… by withholding grandchildren.

He is 14.

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@MamaMummyMum I bloody hope it is!

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@justmebeingmrsb It didn't work of course but he's definitely a very canny lad.

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@genuineplacebo Hitting HIM where it hurts. I like it.

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@ayorkshiregirl5 Hitting me where it hurts.

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@mxnkel So right. And actually, whether someone likes #ThisCountry or not is a good judge of whether I'll like them. The fact my Kerry impression impressed him is a bonus 💅

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Just spoke to a potential date on the phone (on the actual bloody phone) and apparently impressed him with my Kerry Mucklowe impression. WTF am I doing #ThisCountry impressions for? 😩 This is why I will be single forever.

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@mxnkel 😂 I think I may have said, “My name is Martin Mucklowe.” Thankfully no falafel or tomato-based chat but I am going to be single forever.

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Oh ... so THAT is what sleep feels like.

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My eldest is coming home tomorrow, just like the World Cup, and I’ve had a, “This is your 48 hour warning to chill the beers” text, and I couldn’t love him more.

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@Ali_isSocial Christ Ali, don’t dare me 😂 As I was saying, “Martin Mucklowe” .. I’m thinking, Kate, this is NOT sexy.

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@ianwinter Lol no, Levi was grounded and I didn't want to go on my own.

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@Weezykid Haha yeah pretty much.

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@gill_crawshaw He said, “Funnily enough, it’s in my diary too!”

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NEW DATE: How about Thursday?

ME: It’s Battle of the Boyne but I can make myself free.

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@gill_crawshaw So I can't change it!