Ian

80s action movie aficionado, songwriter, stage dive enthusiast, amateur chef & body builder.

[Ian @Ian__Marsh]

@EITMonline shoutout e dawg doing the lords work. A true champion of the people de-stigmatizing weird shit one break at a time

[Ian @Ian__Marsh]

@EITMonline I saw a show at 9:30 that wasn’t allowing scalping (jacks mannequin). Stub hub had a line of people outside actively getting refunds cause the venue needed matching IDs then 9:30 sold us all face value tickets. P dope experience

[Ian @Ian__Marsh]

@EITMonline my homie Jason sold me his tickets to the first home game of the finals in 2018 and I paid for his whole next season tickets… ain’t mad about it, everyone won.

[Ian @Ian__Marsh]

@EITMonline I could never be mad at Elliot

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@EITMonline manslaughter at best. This one of them ‘justice was probably served’ but there wasn’t enough legal evidence to convict her of murder fr

[Ian @Ian__Marsh]

Yo @alppouch help me out, drifters blow.

[Ian @Ian__Marsh]

@EITMonline e posing with his Uber Eats meal is the most on brand thing on the planet

[Ian @Ian__Marsh]

@EITMonline picked up a chick at a bar in college wearing clear lenses and my buddy said ‘good call wearing those glasses last night’ the next day.

[Ian @Ian__Marsh]

@EITMonline my folks were pretty cool with boozin but my mom drew the line at taping 40s to me and my buddy’s hands. She wouldn’t do that. Sober almost 3 years now lol

[Ian @Ian__Marsh]

@EITMonline you can still rip cigs at spankys in Leesburg

[Ian @Ian__Marsh]

@EITMonline emotional support cigs

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@EITMonline everyone knows you don’t schedule meetings until after 11 so you can listen to the whole show, duh.

[Ian @Ian__Marsh]

@EITMonline I got in trouble and had to do community service at Radford my freshman year. Traded the janitor dining hall swipes for hours logged, straight up.

[Ian @Ian__Marsh]

@EITMonline Disney adults have to marry each other. That’s the conclusion I’ve drawn from this segment.

[Ian @Ian__Marsh]

@EITMonline can’t get that, it would affect zyn usage.

[Ian @Ian__Marsh]

@EITMonline when I was in hs in the early 2000s a girl I worked with went to the dmv with all the paperwork of an older bartender and got a legit id with bartenders info but her picture. She was 16 with a valid VA drivers license with her picture saying she was 23

[Ian @Ian__Marsh]

@EITMonline we’re just gonna ignore how he says museum?

[Ian @Ian__Marsh]

@EITMonline bro in the 90s I felt like we steady waited 90 minutes for outback. The straight up who’s who of suburban life in the 90s

[Ian @Ian__Marsh]

@EITMonline I got rif’d on paternity leave on 2023 and was out of work for 5 months with a 1 month severance- I would have absolutely paid someone to find me a job- 20% of one month is better than floating 4 months of expenses with no income