Ian Denton

i think my mom is my spirit animal.

[Hayley Rose Dean @hayleyrosedean]

Sorry, but, isn't this sexual harassment??? On live TV?? From a male colleague??

[Ian Denton @IanBDN]

@CassieHillier FOR REAL.

[Doodle God @Doodle_God]

Crime Has Never Felt So Good! Doodle Mafia is now available for Windows. Play as a Gangster or Cop.
https://t.co/fYiEhUpfq3

[Ian Denton @IanBDN]

Is anyone else ready to riot because Joe Budden's "fire (yes yes y'all)" isn't playable on spotify? #meangirls

[Ian Denton @IanBDN]

I'm convinced @vancejoy's #peaceful voice has the power to end any future wars.

[Ian Denton @IanBDN]

Remember when the #dictionary app didn't have ads? #thosewerethedays

[Ian Denton @IanBDN]

I have so many demons i feel like i'm in diablo 2 hell difficulty. 😂

[Ian Denton @IanBDN]

Roomies: not home for weekend

Me: *chugs vodka and beer, sleeps on couch all weekend*.

[Ian Denton @IanBDN]

Can we all admit connor from #howtogetawaywithmurder is literslly the best man on earth and no one deserves him except me? 😍😂😭😭😭😭

[Ian Denton @IanBDN]

#howtogetawaywithmurderer makes me want to become a crooked lawyer with a heart of gold.

[Ian Denton @IanBDN]

My mom came to my work and got turnt as fuck and i realized shes my spirit animal

[Ian Denton @IanBDN]

Dieting is easy until i want a box of kd topped with pizza

[Ian Denton @IanBDN]

Sooooo when is @Beyonce's lemomade album gonna be on @spotify? #amiright

[Ian Denton @IanBDN]

Why be vanilla when you can get thst tiger tiger and slice your back open? 😍

[Ian Denton @IanBDN]

Fido can't get cell service right but they sure crushed the music app department.

[Ian Denton @IanBDN]

Y'all @McDonalds employees need to learn how to put mayo on a sandwich.

[Ian Denton @IanBDN]

Never gonna understand why head office downgraded the squirrel system at work #ripsquirrel #serverprobs #whereiseverything @itsaserverslife