Ian Beale

All the latest updates, exclusives and gossip from the square. Serious commentary. Ian Beale obsession.

Not the REAL Ian Beale although I would LOVE to be him.

[Ian Beale @Ianbealescafe]

@JHowtogains you sent us a letter requesting permission for access back into my cafe. Your still barred. Go suck @TmarTn off.

[Ian Beale @Ianbealescafe]

@JHowtogains listen you smelly old shitbag. Your 'ItsAllViral' shit is going to sink. I will make it go under!!!

[Ian Beale @Ianbealescafe]

@JHowtogains dont ignore me you thick cunt

[Ian Beale @Ianbealescafe]

@JHowtogains you are a fucking barred from my cafe for being so arrogant. No more slices of cake for you.

[Ian Beale @Ianbealescafe]

@JHowtogains you are barred from my cafe.

[Ian Beale @Ianbealescafe]

@JHowtogains what does the 'J' stand for in your handle?

[Ian Beale @Ianbealescafe]

@JHowtogains can you meet me in the cafe and we can sort this properly. I can't give you free food but maybe we can make a deal.

[Ian Beale @Ianbealescafe]

@JHowtogains please stop pestering me. That doesn't cut it in Walford. Your probably a typical fat scrounger

[Ian Beale @Ianbealescafe]

@JHowtogains there's just no way I could give you free food so don't try and dm me asking anymore.

[Ian Beale @Ianbealescafe]

@JHowtogains are you hungry at this moment? I can't open the cafe for you. Where are you from.

[Ian Beale @Ianbealescafe]

@JHowtogains that's great. Maybe we can play fight in the square after we have a drink together in the vic.

[Ian Beale @Ianbealescafe]

@JHowtogains we can throw in some bacon for you. No extra price

[Ian Beale @Ianbealescafe]

@bignarstie you don't know me.

[Ian Beale @Ianbealescafe]

@JHowtogains eggs and chips is £2.40 on special offer if your passing the cafe.

[Ian Beale @Ianbealescafe]

@Baldy_bastard let's have kids

[Ian Beale @Ianbealescafe]

Billy has been in the cafe for 40 minutes and he hasn't bought anything. If he wasn't Phils cousin I'd say something

[Ian Beale @Ianbealescafe]

@JHowtogains have you tried our new menu? Come to the square and try it today.

[Ian Beale @Ianbealescafe]

@JHowtogains ¥

[Ian Beale @Ianbealescafe]

@JHowtogains ₩

[Ian Beale @Ianbealescafe]

@ahousden1979 stay out of my cafe